You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

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GoddessOfSouls said:
YKYSFW you give all your toys names and gifts "batteries just because its a thursday" whispering goodmorning Bob, Tom, Dick, Charles, Steve, Fred, Tony, Mike, Ralph, James, Colin, Matt, Jake, Adam, Tim While thinking to yourself Oh Boy! its an orgy!
Absolutely ROFLMAO on this one GoS........... kind of reminds me of the reverse of the Waltons!

Good morning everyone....
 
Originally posted by midwestyankee
YKYSFW presumptuous seems as good a thing as sumptuous. Is there such a thing as postsumptuous? ;)

hehe was the :p that did it, eh?

YKYSFW Yank's now word 'postsumptuous' sounds like after glow to you.
 
Originally posted by Cathleen
Absolutely ROFLMAO on this one GoS........... kind of reminds me of the reverse of the Waltons!

Good morning everyone....

morning Cate...may I have some a serving of your AV please :)
 
wicked woman said:
morning Cate...may I have some a serving of your AV please :)
morning WW .... kind of just fuels the SF I think. Stupid of me probably....:rolleyes:
 
wicked woman said:
hehe was the :p that did it, eh?

YKYSFW Yank's now word 'postsumptuous' sounds like after glow to you.
YKYSFW the only "after glow" in your life comes when you get a little too well lit from the dinner's wine.
 
Originally posted by MystiqDrgn
YKYSFW you wonder WHAT on lit doesn't fuel the SF.

Morning all!

YKYSFW you can think of something...but you're too polite to mention it....some of those 'in your face' cock/pussy shots which aren't erotic at all...oh and let's not forget the GB
 
Originally posted by midwestyankee
YKYSFW the only "after glow" in your life comes when you get a little too well lit from the dinner's wine.

YKYSFW you ask Yank...'and what's wrong with that? enjoy it'
 
wicked woman said:
YKYSFW you can think of something...but you're too polite to mention it....some of those 'in your face' cock/pussy shots which aren't erotic at all...oh and let's not forget the GB
YKYSFW when even a "troll" can sometimes set you off.
 
YKYSFW you have an appointment with the eye doc this morning and you just know he will confirm you can go blind by.....:eek:
 
Cathleen said:
YKYSFW you have an appointment with the eye doc this morning and you just know he will confirm you can go blind by.....:eek:
Damn! So that's the problem? Now I'm going to really be SF. It's tough to choose between sex and making a living.

YKYSFW you wonder if the SF gets any easier if you live in an old refrigerator box.
 
Cathleen said:
YKYSFW you have an appointment with the eye doc this morning and you just know he will confirm you can go blind by.....:eek:

No wonder I have had to start wearing glasses........and I just thought it was because I was getting older!!! :rolleyes:
 
YKYSFW you know this isn't what was thought when the term "touch typist" came into being. Wishing it was touch the typist.
 
Originally posted by Cathleen
YKYSFW you know this isn't what was thought when the term "touch typist" came into being. Wishing it was touch the typist.

oh my!

YKYSFW you're having so much fun with this image....here please...a little more to the right.....aaahhh yes....perfect
 
wicked woman said:
oh my!

YKYSFW you're having so much fun with this image....here please...a little more to the right.....aaahhh yes....perfect
LOL and that "Z" oh my yesssssss!
 
YKYSFW when you have figured out the refreshrate for the personal pages on Craigslist (15 minutes).
:rose:
SL
 
Cathleen said:
YKYSFW you know this isn't what was thought when the term "touch typist" came into being. Wishing it was touch the typist.



YKYSFW all you can think about is the typist hitting that G one more time
 
YKYSFW YA HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL A 'TOUCH TYPIST' IS BUT YA PRAY THE SEXY PHYSICAL THERAPIST YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO SEE AGAIN ..DOES ALOT of touching:devil: ...sorry for da caps ..need coffee lol
 
Originally posted by ~Dream~
YKYSFW YA HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL A 'TOUCH TYPIST' IS BUT YA PRAY THE SEXY PHYSICAL THERAPIST YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO SEE AGAIN ..DOES ALOT of touching:devil: ...sorry for da caps ..need coffee lol

Touch typist is someone like me...you can type on the keep board without looking at the keys...you know where they are by 'touch'
 
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