You Know You're Getting Older When:

You know you're getting older when you also believe you're getting stronger. Case in point - morning wood. In my 20's, I couldn't budge that thing. Now? I am so strong I can bend it right down - almost effortlessly....
 
YKYGOW..the idea of a built in bench in the shower is more appealing than wondering what interesting position you can get the shower head to go;)
 
YKYGOW you begin feeling creepy when your nephew brings his friends around and you look at them saying, DAMN THEY'RE FINE!!! Then you find reasons to hang around. Cooking, washing dishes, cleaning up the kitchen...then old age concerns grasp you...things where BenGay and Icy Hot are my go to buddies.
 
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YKYGOW you buy a new digital camera and get some help figuring things out (shoutout to Uncle Jack - thank you!:)), but when you find out that to upload to your computer, you need to buy some kind of an 'S' card or something (WTF ever happened to Plug & Play?), so you put the thing aside and don't even think about it for a month.
 
... when your (80 y. o.) dad thinks your new shoes are okay for him too and buys an identical pair :rolleyes:
 
YKYGOW you begin to think of Depends as a possible solution while running to the bathroom.
 
YKYGOW you realise you've been without something for longer than you had it.
 
YkYGO when you think about the act of walking up or down stairs, and suddenly can't do it.
 
You know you're getting older, when you get nostalgic seeing others having fun.
...or is that when you have one foot in the grave?
 
YkYGO When, after spending your entire life chasing older women, you find that to be less and less a viable option going forward.
 
YKYGOW even that 29 just like last year response has gone past it's limit and you look older than your REAL age.
 
You know you're getting older when there's a lot going on in the world (and life) you just don't give a fuck about anymore. Because none of if it is going to change before you're dead!
 
You know you're getting older when there's a lot going on in the world (and life) you just don't give a fuck about anymore. Because none of if it is going to change before you're dead!

*clinks shot glass with bobb's*
 
You know your getting old when people start saying "you still got it" in regards to any skill you have.
 
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