You Know You're Getting Older When:

[shadowofaman]

Your old when you realize that time doesn’t heal wounds. You learn to cope with them, but they are permanent, and stay with you until you die.

 

[Jada59]

YKYGOW

You want to move to a place where you have a lawn, just so you can tell kids to get off it.

That's funny!

 

[ksmith475]

"Weather" Becomes an interesting icebreaker

 

[Jada59]

You know you're old when the stuff you wore as a teen is back in style again.

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

Most of the stuff in your bathroom cabinet has to do with feeling good rather than looking good.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Every bone aches...and you are cold every moment of the day no matter what...

 

[Azuldrgon]

You have to get up two times during the night just to pee.

 

[HBergeron]

Every bone aches...and you are cold every moment of the day no matter what...

*bringing a shot of hard liquor and a blankie*
Love you...

 

[BlackCashmere]

*bringing a shot of hard liquor and a blankie*
Love you...

Thank you...sounds so nice...BOTH

Love you too

 

[angelofthenorth]

Your old when you realize that time doesn’t heal wounds. You learn to cope with them, but they are permanent, and stay with you until you die.

i'm right there!

 

[MrEd63]

You forget what you were going to post

 

[angelofthenorth]

you have no more fucks to give and you don't even give a fuck about that either!

 

[OldUncleJack]

sorry where are we...what thread is this....

 

[angelofthenorth]

what have i come in here for?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

you start to find little piles of things to carry into the other room.. because you'd actually need to walk through the dining room to get there

 

[cookiecat]

I like talk radio

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

You mention things in existence 20-30 years before anyone else in the room was born.

*Still claiming 29 just like last year*

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW You go to get and lay out on the kitchen counter the things that go in your pockets before work (keys wallet etc,) and you open the fridge... (they're not in there...)

 

[SoulAssasin247]

You start not caring what others think and always think your way is the way things should be

 

[OldUncleJack]

YKYGOW ...your not so much worried about cumming too quickly as cumming before she gets bored!

 

[snexxer]

YKYGOW the people you work with are younger than your kids.

 

[Cum_Inside]

You get excited when you buy a waffle maker.

 

[LWulf]

You know you're getting old when you go to Denny's and get excited that you can finally get the senior discount.

 

[Hornblende]

When it takes longer to recover after a cycle ride. Or perhaps it is just that it is early in the season.

 

[BlackCashmere]

When it takes longer to recover after a cycle ride. Or perhaps it is just that it is early in the season.

I think it is just early......Hug