You Know You're Getting Older When:

You know you're getting old, when you use jokes like "When I was young, Fred and Barney were the younger kids down the street!"

...then you have to explain who Fred and Barney are.
 
The snooker commentators used to tell you the colour of the ball on screen for those in Black and white.
 
You stand over the urinal like you are putting to win the US Open. Carefully spreading your feet a certain distance, judging the distance to the urinal - all in an effort to NOT piss on your own pants or shoes due to the low stream pressure.
 
YKYGOW people have no idea who your best fantasy actress was - "Oh, is she the grandma on that TV show?"
 
YKYGOW masturbating becomes serious work to be doing by yourself so you give up frustrated and go to sleep.
 
Hi sweetie!:kiss::heart:

YKYGOW you actually fall asleep masturbating (note to self: start earlier)

Hey Love 💖💖💖

YKYGOW you wake up hearing your bones crack when getting out of bed and it looks like you need a walker cuz you feel every crack.
 
YKYGOW you go through your entire shower routine - washing your hair, shaving etc, and when you get out and towel your hair off it's still full of shampoo suds.
 
You know you're getting older when.... Everyone you meet that's younger than you start looking like their no older than 16
 
ykygow an all-nighter used to be either a drinking session or making love. Now it's when you can sleep without getting up during the night to go to the bathroom!!
 
YKYGOW you hear the Rolling Stones singing Time is on My Side, and you know it isn't :rolleyes:
 
YKYGOW you're out to make new possible friends and all you want to do is fall asleep in the corner by 11pm.
 
You know it, when you're sat in a pub quiz and half the people you're with have no idea who Barbra Streisand is... WTF?? :(
 
You know it, when you're sat in a pub quiz and half the people you're with have no idea who Barbra Streisand is... WTF?? :(

A middle schooler asked me who Robin Williams was last week. My heart broke.
 
A middle schooler asked me who Robin Williams was last week. My heart broke.

Sigh. Yes. Tis a sadness. I'm sure that there'll be more true talent in their own generation group but right now, I can't think who is showing the same kind of potential.
 
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