You know you're a pervert when....
- Thread starter greenmands
- Start date
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2005
- Posts
- 58,546
FurryFury said:LOL!
*spanks self for mundane post*
Fury
you know you're a pervert when you get turned on thinking about watching Fury "self spank"...
ps - great legs
jadefirefly
Numb
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 2,023
graceanne said:You look at chopsticks and giggle.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*rolls off chair in fits of giggles*
Even worse -- I ate at a chinese buffet tonight!!!!!
shy slave
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2004
- Posts
- 8,255
jadefirefly said:BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*rolls off chair in fits of giggles*
Even worse -- I ate at a chinese buffet tonight!!!!!
*sulking and glaring at Jade and Gracie*
Wait til you have vanilla company and have to explain why your gigling at a set of chopsticks
I can wait for revenge
jadefirefly
Numb
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 2,023
ROFL!!!
I promise I'll tell you when/if it happens, Shy.
I promise I'll tell you when/if it happens, Shy.
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2005
- Posts
- 58,546
when you consider this getting ready for a "playtime"
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/playtime.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/playtime.jpg
DVS
A ghost from your dreams
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2002
- Posts
- 11,416
LMAO! A bowling pin and Crisco? I know how those go together.Shankara20 said:when you consider this getting ready for a "playtime"
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/playtime.jpg
Kajira Callista
Empty
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2003
- Posts
- 19,348
you are so sillyDVS said:When you perk up and start watching a commercial on TV that you think is about women's panties...
only to find out it's a stupid hair coloring ad with something in it called Pantene.
graceanne
iteroticalay urugay
- Joined
- Jun 22, 2004
- Posts
- 27,585
DVS said:Well, I like women's panties. They shouldn't fool people like that.
Clarification on the phrase "I like women's panties"...I like seeing women wearing only panties.
Suuuuuuuuuure, that's what they all say. You know, this is a porn board, you can come out of the closet. It's safe. *pats head*
Kajira Callista
Empty
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2003
- Posts
- 19,348
lolDVS said:Well, I like women's panties. They shouldn't fool people like that.
Clarification on the phrase "I like women's panties"...I like seeing women wearing only panties.
greenmands
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2005
- Posts
- 1,719
I prefer them out of their panties.DVS said:Well, I like women's panties. They shouldn't fool people like that.
Clarification on the phrase "I like women's panties"...I like seeing women wearing only panties.
You know you're a pervect when, you buy a cattle prod and you don't own any cattle.
DVS
A ghost from your dreams
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2002
- Posts
- 11,416
Oh, I think there's some..."cattle" on this board. And I think you could herd them without much trouble with that thing, too.greenmands said:I prefer them out of their panties.
You know you're a pervect when, you buy a cattle prod and you don't own any cattle.
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2005
- Posts
- 58,546
DVS said:
You know your a pervert when you read the above and in your minds eye you see Alfred Hitchcock in lacy panties...
jadefirefly
Numb
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2005
- Posts
- 2,023
Shankara20 said:You know your a pervert when you read the above and in your minds eye you see Alfred Hitchcock in lacy panties...
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Is he grinning?
Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
- Joined
- Sep 20, 2005
- Posts
- 58,546
when you are surfing Am Pics and think "wow that is a hot looking cock" and start to get hot 'n horny only to realize you are on your own pics thread looking at yourself ...
greenmands
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2005
- Posts
- 1,719
Narciscus lives.Shankara20 said:when you are surfing Am Pics and think "wow that is a hot looking cock" and start to get hot 'n horny only to realize you are on your own pics thread looking at yourself ...
You know you're a pervert when a girl at work says 'you're kinky' and then describes how her husband and her played tag with stun guns the night before.
greenmands
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2005
- Posts
- 1,719
I thought it strange that she called me kinky, then admits that she plays with something that has more power than a cattle-prod. Sort of the pot calling the kettle black type of thing.
DVS
A ghost from your dreams
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2002
- Posts
- 11,416
stun gun would win, hands down. Although the cattle prod has reach in it's favor, the stun gun has voltage in it's favor.raven2 said:Yes, but just think, your cattle prod vs her stun gun. The mind boggles.
The cattle prod could put up a good fight, but I think it would lose, ultimately.
