You know you're a pervert when....

[Kind der Nacht]

You know you're a pervert when you write a short story and Lit removes it from the erotic horror section for being to disterbing.

 

[FurryFury]

You know you're a pervert when you write a short story and Lit removes it from the erotic horror section for being to disterbing.

Ooh la la! Sounds yummy to me! I'd LOVE to read that!

Fury

 

[raven2]

Ooh la la! Sounds yummy to me! I'd LOVE to read that!

Fury

Yes, but you would probably be the author

 

[Shankara20]

when you get a hard-on walking thru Home Depot

 

[raven2]

when you get a hard-on walking thru Home Depot

Hmmmm... was just there yesterday.

 

[DVS]

You post to a thread entitled "You know you're a pervert when...."

 

[FurryFury]

Yes, but you would probably be the author

I don't get off on my own words. Once written for other's enjoyment, which in a way makes me happier than my own enjoyment, the ideas tend to lose their erotic potency for me.

Fury

when you get a hard-on walking thru Home Depot

If I were anatomically male, I imagine I'd have a hard on too often regardless of where I was.
Home depot is HOT though. LOL!

Fury

You post to a thread entitled "You know you're a pervert when...."

Awesome in it's simplicity, bravo!

Fury

 

[Ma Petite]

hehe, forgot KindderNacht, that they did that to your story. hehehe. Too funny!

You know you're a pervert when you are madly in love with the person who wrote the story literotica took off because it was too disturbing.

 

[raven2]

You post to a thread entitled "You know you're a pervert when...."

LOL that pretty much says it all.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

You know you're a pervert when you demuerly support the rule of thumb in a room full of psychiatrists and psychologists.

They have no sense of humor.

 

[Shankara20]

You know you're a pervert when you demuerly support the rule of thumb in a room full of psychiatrists and psychologists.

They have no sense of humor.

that is sooooo wrong and sooooo funny for many many reasons...

 

[Blushing Bottom]

...but it felt soooo right.

...and I don't know how much experience you have with their type but they can become so damn entitled. It was a pleasure watching them squirm and brissle while dicsussing the topic.

that is sooooo wrong and sooooo funny for many many reasons...

 

[Art H.]

When your family visits you at college and they surprise you while you're surfing porn

 

[Shankara20]

...but it felt soooo right.

...and I don't know how much experience you have with their type but they can become so damn entitled. It was a pleasure watching them squirm and brissle while dicsussing the topic.

I have had way tooooo much experience! I have made up my mind that I will no longer train any of them that my kinks are healthy and I am not interested in "working on them".

And it was fun to see the "rule of thumb" "supported" - this is so PC incorrect!


You know your perverted when it never crosses your mind that S &M could be pathologies

 

[marieR19]

you know your a pervert when you and your SO are talking about something very serious and emotional, and suddenly you both burst out laughing because something you said sounded remotely sexual.


Heather

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Your in a rush driving into the City for a meal with a relative , you stopped at a red traffic light , mind going several places at once, your child shows enthusiasm for a store on the opposite side of the car. You flash over a quick look then look forward waiting for the green light, take a deep breath, realise he is to old for a fairytale and start to explain what a brothel is without a) demeaning prostitutes b) being to graphic for the age of the child in regards to the concept (yep this serious right of passage in an almost split second speech, trying to remain honest,not attach stigma nor enhance either for that matter).Light goes green you start driving, still calmly explaining then you realise 'the child' (my son) has not only gone very quiet but is giving you a very strange look .Only to be informed by the startling revelation he wanted me to look at the Motorcycle in the window of the store next to the Brothel. (There are only 2 shopfronts in this area)

On the same route home I take a second slower look. Two stores side by side. One the glassed front is all painted in black block out paint , has a black door and a small sign above it "The Hideaway Club". The other equal size clear glass panes motorcycle in front of each window,brightly lit with colored lights, bike paraphenalia everywhere highlighted in the windows , fancy tyre thingys , sliver gleaming etc etc.

Start to laugh to myself..............
The beauty of parenting, the times I know I stuff it up its almost always a gem like this one.....smiles.

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

When you consider very little as being kinky anymore, its now just normal sexual activity.

 

[greenmands]

When you use Vanilla as a swear word

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

When you use Vanilla as a swear word

Laughs....... Some while ago a Dom I know made the comment that something I had said was the sort of thing he expected to hear from a 'Vanilla Woman'. I was mortally offended, furious, even refused to speak to him for a while...........I got over it eventually. I may remind him of this in the near future......smiles.....then again maybe not

 

[DVS]

You hang out in the local anal lust thread, drool dripping from your chin, whimpering in silence because the next installment hasn't been posted.

Sorry...please disreguard. just a little self indulgence.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

You've been peeking again.

You hang out in the local anal lust thread, drool dripping from your chin, whimpering in silence because the next installment hasn't been posted.

Sorry...please disreguard. just a little self indulgence.

 

[devoted lilgirl]

When you point out nice breasts to your boyfriend and he is NOT shocked at how often u are looking at other women.

This would be me and my s/o

I am always saying, "Hey did you see that hot girl?" And he looks frantically around going "Where?" Cause he always misses it...lol

 

[raven2]

This would be me and my s/o

I am always saying, "Hey did you see that hot girl?" And he looks frantically around going "Where?" Cause he always misses it...lol

Well, that is a one way to keep him on his toes.

 

[devoted lilgirl]

You hang out in the local anal lust thread, drool dripping from your chin, whimpering in silence because the next installment hasn't been posted.

Sorry...please disreguard. just a little self indulgence.

Ah I should tell you, when I am drooling, I LURK...so add another one that was drooling in the wings waiting for that...

 

[bullaford]

You know you are a pervert when..

...you go to the grocery store's produce section and you are NOT getting anything to eat.