You know you're a pervert when....

[Shankara20]

You know you are a pervert when..

...you go to the grocery store's produce section and you are NOT getting anything to eat.

LOL

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[greenmands]

You know you're a pervert...

When your first aid kit gets more use than your car.

 

[graceanne]

When you're driving and you notice someone's license plate is TPE and you think "TPE . . . Total Power Exchange."

 

[greenmands]

When you buy 30 feet of tow chain to decorate the living room with it.

 

[Shankara20]

when you get a hard-on typing "Nibble a nipple" six times...

 

[DVS]

you get the irony of some of these posts.

 

[graceanne]

when you get a hard-on typing "Nibble a nipple" six times...

muhahaha

 

[DVS]

Nibble a nipple
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Shit, it didn't work for me.

Nibble a nipple
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Maybe I'm getting old.


Oh, wait. There it is.
Shit, now I need someone to help me get rid of it.

 

[greenmands]

A cold shower perhaps or maybe a Violet Wand in the shower. That would definetely be a 'power exchange' .

 

[Blushing Bottom]

You Konw You're a Pervert When...

What you just posted scares a prervert.

A cold shower perhaps or maybe a Violet Wand in the shower. That would definetely be a 'power exchange' .

 

[raven2]

You know you are a pervert when

What you just posted scares a prervert.

The thin curtains you just put up were made of old tails from worn out floggers.

 

[Shankara20]

You know you are a pervert when

Nibble a nipple
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Oh, wait. There it is.
Shit, now I need someone to help me get rid of it.

You know you are a pervert when

.......you want to help DVS get rid of his hard-on

 

[Anne_Prospere]

when every (much) older man you see is noted as a new charecter in your masturbation library.

you have to resist calling the police officer ticketing you, "daddy"

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

you have to resist calling the police officer ticketing you, "daddy"

OMG lmaooooooooooooooooo here too funny !!!! That rocks !!!

Suddenly I wanna ticket to............. ......grabs the car keys.......

 

[Anne_Prospere]

OMG lmaooooooooooooooooo here too funny !!!! That rocks !!!

Suddenly I wanna ticket to............. ......grabs the car keys.......

you watch the scene where the wife is felt up by the cop in "crash" and you get very hot under the collar*

You own and watch all of takashi miike's films (if you dont know what Im talking about, its Japanese gore, shock, rape, incest, horror and humour all rolled up into a great little collection of films)

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

you watch the scene where the wife is felt up by the cop in "crash" and you get very hot under the collar*

I will have to watch "Crash" again. I remember the scene quite distinctly, how beautiful the woman was, how criminal the conduct of the Police Officer from the moment he stepped out of the car. "hot under the collar" hmmn...... I 'raged' for her, I despised the Police, I had empathy mixed with sheer anger at the husband , thought the Officers partner acted to little to late. The saying "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . In 'fantasy' sense ....nods.....hot under the collar but I personally found that scene all to real and started delving into the fragments I have only scratched the surface of above. Then by the time the overlayer of African American debate.........sighs. I honestly just don't know.

 

[FurryFury]

when every (much) older man you see is noted as a new charecter in your masturbation library.

you have to resist calling the police officer ticketing you, "daddy"

LOL!

Good one. I try to resist saying many perverted things when pulled over. I think they can sort of tell though what I'm thinking. Perhaps that's why they nearly always "let me off?"

*smiles*

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

You know you're a pervert when you have a hard time remembering to not use your
pervy nickname on business and personal correspondence because you write the other name so damn often.

Fury

 

[raven2]

You know you're a pervert when you have a hard time remember to not use your
pervy nickname on business and personal correspondence because you write the other name so damn often.

Fury

FurryFury School of Business?

 

[FurryFury]

FurryFury School of Business?

Wouldn't that be something though?

*L*

Fury

 

[~Blacklace~]

You know you're a pervert when you have a hard time remember to not use your
pervy nickname on business and personal correspondence because you write the other name so damn often.

Fury

lmao amen to that
I just gotta say I love this thread!

 

[graceanne]

You know you're a pervert when you have a hard time remembering to not use your
pervy nickname on business and personal correspondence because you write the other name so damn often.

Fury

LOL I do that. I've almost signed emails to my mom and grandma was 'gracie' a few times.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL I do that. I've almost signed emails to my mom and grandma was 'gracie' a few times.

LOL!

That sounds a lot nicer than Fury though!

Fury

 

[graceanne]

LOL!

That sounds a lot nicer than Fury though!

Fury

It might be nicer, but it'd sure confuse the hell out of them, since my name is not grace, anne or anything remotely resembling grace or ann. lol They dont' even have the same meaning.

 

[FurryFury]

It might be nicer, but it'd sure confuse the hell out of them, since my name is not grace, anne or anything remotely resembling grace or ann. lol They dont' even have the same meaning.

I'm sure that's true.

With Fury though I could be saying, "Hey I'm pissed at you!"

LOL!

Fury