You know you're a pervert when....

[Shankara20]

I'm sure that's true.

With Fury though I could be saying, "Hey I'm pissed at you!"

LOL!

Fury

you know you are a pervert when you first read the line as "Hey I'll piss on you!" and your start to get excited!!

 

[Shankara20]

you should your know your a prevert when you say "That sounds like the best thing I've heard in quite a while!!!" and your talking about a rim job!!








right FF

 

[FurryFury]

you should your know your a prevert when you say "That sounds like the best thing I've heard in quite a while!!!" and your talking about a rim job!!








right FF

Damn right, it was a long lonely night in which I felt attacked and my head was killing me. A warm wet rim job sounded great!

As for pissing on you? I've never done it, but I won't say it's not something I wouldn't like to try someday.

Fury

 

[raven2]

Damn right, it was a long lonely night in which I felt attacked and my head was killing me. A warm wet rim job sounded great!

As for pissing on you? I've never done it, but I won't say it's not something I wouldn't like to try someday.

Fury

Sorry it was so bad, Fury. X12

 

[FurryFury]

Sorry it was so bad, Fury. X12

Actually, you made it better. Thank you! Love the roses too.

I'm even sicker today. Anyone into "Roman showers" would be happy with me today.

Fury

 

[raven2]

Actually, you made it better. Thank you! Love the roses too.

I'm even sicker today. Anyone into "Roman showers" would be happy with me today.

Fury

Mmmmm ....sound great (as a former Classics major, I think I'll pass). Not a very good day here either. Was getting ready for work and my knee locked up. So I am at home.

 

[FurryFury]

Mmmmm ....sound great (as a former Classics major, I think I'll pass). Not a very good day here either. Was getting ready for work and my knee locked up. So I am at home.

I'm so sorry. That's terrible.

Well, since I threw up, I'm off the meds. I have a call in to my ENT. I'm afraid to move for fear I'll ralph again but I'd like to get out of my work clothes. As much as I hate canceling a gig, it was the right call and I can, thankfully make that one up.

I'd go to bed with my husband but like I said I'm afraid to move.

*sighs*

You know you're kinky when you throw up and wonder who would be able to enjoy it in a kinky way.

Fury

 

[DVS]

*sighs*

You know you're kinky when you throw up and wonder who would be able to enjoy it in a kinky way.

Fury

OK, now that's just too perverse. But, then, I see life in a visual way. Sometimes that isn't pretty.

For the sake of yourself...and my visual image...don't move. But, get well soon.

 

[FurryFury]

OK, now that's just too perverse. But, then, I see life in a visual way. Sometimes that isn't pretty.

For the sake of yourself...and my visual image...don't move. But, get well soon.

I'm doing my best and thank you!

Fury

 

[Kallahar]

Nuns give you an erection.

 

[FurryFury]

Nuns give you an erection.

Depends on the nun though doesn't it?

Fury

 

[Shankara20]

Depends on the nun though doesn't it?

Fury

Hell, a wooden ruler will do some times.....

 

[Kallahar]

Depends on the nun though doesn't it?

Truetrue. So hot nuns (which can give any healthy hetero male an erection) are out.

How about when old women dressed like penguins holding wooden yardsticks give you an erection...

 

[raven2]

Hell, a wooden ruler will do some times.....

Depending on where it is applied.

 

[FurryFury]

Hell, a wooden ruler will do some times.....

I like a nice long hard yardstick yes!

Fury

Truetrue. So hot nuns (which can give any healthy hetero male an erection) are out.

How about when old women dressed like penguins holding wooden yardsticks give you an erection...

*nods*

I can see your point.

I always want to stroke old ladies who look like they think a smile would destroy them and make them feel loved. (Yes, I have a bit of an ego.)

Fury

Depending on where it is applied.

I know where I'd want it!!!

Fury

 

[Shankara20]

you know when you find giving a rim job wearing a catchers mask somewhat more erotic then giving one without the mask....

 

[Shankara20]

you know when your pics are removed by both Lit and Photobucket!!!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/photobucket.gif




sigh

 

[FurryFury]

you know when your pics are removed by both Lit and Paintbucket!!!

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f367/Shankara20/photobucket.gif




sigh

Sorry, that was likely to happen sooner or late though. *hugs* Did they delete all of them or just certain ones?

Fury

 

[Shankara20]

Sorry, that was likely to happen sooner or late though. *hugs* Did they delete all of them or just certain ones?

Fury

just the ones showing my nasty body bits...


Being an exhibitionist ain’t easy




I was going to say "Being an exhibitionist is hard" but that was obvious

 

[FurryFury]

just the ones showing my nasty body bits...


Being an exhibitionist ain’t easy




I was going to say "Being an exhibitionist is hard" but that was obvious

*hugs and pats*

Me sorry.

Fury

 

[Shankara20]

*hugs and pats*

Me sorry.

Fury

TKS - is there room is your sickbed for me too?

 

[Shankara20]

you know your a pervert


when you use "bitch" as a term of endearment

when someone calls you an "asshole" you thank them

when you think "kiss my ass, cock-sucker" is a pick-up line

 

[FurryFury]

TKS - is there room is your sickbed for me too?

Natch, there is always room for more.

*winks*

Fury

 

[Stegral]

you know your a pervert
when you use "bitch" as a term of endearment
when someone calls you an "asshole" you thank them
when you think "kiss my ass, cock-sucker" is a pick-up line

OMG TOOOOO FUNNY !!!!!

 

[Iron Bear]

I'm so sorry. That's terrible.

Well, since I threw up, I'm off the meds. I have a call in to my ENT. I'm afraid to move for fear I'll ralph again but I'd like to get out of my work clothes. As much as I hate canceling a gig, it was the right call and I can, thankfully make that one up.

I'd go to bed with my husband but like I said I'm afraid to move.

*sighs*

You know you're kinky when you throw up and wonder who would be able to enjoy it in a kinky way.

Fury

You know your kinky when Fury's more mundane posts turn you on.