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You know you're a pervert when....

callinectes said:
Hey! are you making fun of my typo??! ;)
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not at all - just clearing up that you are a pervert, home among other perverts. That post on waxing removed any questions I had.

hee hee
 
You know you're a pervert because you become envious when you dress your toddler up as a puppy - complete with collar and leash - and he can go out in public with the collar and people won't threaten to call the cops.
 
coy_one said:
You know you're a pervert because you become envious when you dress your toddler up as a puppy - complete with collar and leash - and he can go out in public with the collar and people won't threaten to call the cops.
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You should do it in private, and then take pictures for us!! ;)
 
coy_one said:
You know you're a pervert because you become envious when you dress your toddler up as a puppy - complete with collar and leash - and he can go out in public with the collar and people won't threaten to call the cops.
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LOL. That would so be me!! cute
 
Shankara20 said:
not at all - just clearing up that you are a pervert, home among other perverts. That post on waxing removed any questions I had.

hee hee
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grabs a drink and squeezes in amongst the other pervs on the couch. It's so nice to be with my peeps. :D
 
coy_one said:
You know you're a pervert because you become envious when you dress your toddler up as a puppy - complete with collar and leash - and he can go out in public with the collar and people won't threaten to call the cops.
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Aww! How cute!

Fury :rose:
 
You know you're a pervert when you are walking through Chinatown on the way to meet a friend in North Beach and all you can think of is what nice floggers you could make for sensual play out of all of those cheap boas and rabbit skins you keep passing... :D
 
YOu know you are a pervert when your daughter who is also a Domme is "shocked" at the age of your boy toy.

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:
YOu know you are a pervert when your daughter who is also a Domme is "shocked" at the age of your boy toy.

Eb
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LOL * good for you....
 
The age thing can work in reverse, I know I shocked a few when they realized how much older my Dom was than myself.

The daughter thing is great. :)
 
You know you're a pervert when....

you are at your grandsons 1st grade school play and when a cranky parent snaps to a restless pre-school child as you pass in the hallway "Do you want a spanking - right now?" you hear yourself saying out loud "Yes Ma'am! Thank You Ma'am!"



:eek:
 
Shankara20 said:
LOL * good for you....
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I always say get 'em young and train 'em right!

And when they are old they will not depart from it...

Thus spake, Eb
 
I was walking down the street earlier and some random local yobs started hurling abuse at me-'bitch', 'slut' etc. I was just getting turned on and was about to thank them when I suddenly remembered that 'normal' people don't like that sort of thing and actually they were being incredibly mean.

Whoops...
 
I was sitting on a train today reading a book, and the word 'submissive' came up, and I, ah, came over all unnecessary, as it were. That's all it was. The word 'submissive'. Not even a vaguely sexual context. I appear to have sex on the brain...
 
SephStarr said:
I was sitting on a train today reading a book, and the word 'submissive' came up, and I, ah, came over all unnecessary, as it were. That's all it was. The word 'submissive'. Not even a vaguely sexual context. I appear to have sex on the brain...
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It's okay. I think the same thing when I see the word "Submit". LOL
 
When you read the word "kingdom" and see "King Dom."

And then wonder why in the world someone would feel the need to put the title "King" when using the title "Dom." I mean...isn't it sort of obvious with one?
 
When you go to the drugstore to buy some Evening of Primrose Oil and upon seeing a big bottle of SAM-E, you immediately think of the last bratty bottom you played with, LOL.
 
you see a picture of Chicklet in a schoolgirl uniform and check your bank account to see if there's enough for a flight to Oregon. :p

Then, you're pissed, because there's not enough.
 
DVS said:
you see a picture of Chicklet in a schoolgirl uniform and check your bank account to see if there's enough for a flight to Oregon. :p

Then, you're pissed, because there's not enough.
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Time for some OT!
 
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