You are my life fruit......

[williamsji]

At the tips of your nip-lets,
My life line is being craved;
At the rays of your eye-lights,
My love line is being curved;
At the glimpses of your elegance,
Nature becomes matured like
And the ripened milk fruits
Fall from your breasts all along…..

-By Williamsji Maveli

 

[KRCummings]

Did someone ask for an example of shitty poetry?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did someone ask for an example of shitty poetry?

Aw c'mon you know "tips of your nip-lets" moistened your scanties....

 

[KRCummings]

Aw c'mon you know "tips of your nip-lets" moistened your scanties....

It moistened the inside of my mouth when I threw up in it after reading that pathetic excuse of a verse.

 

[Laurel]

It moistened the inside of my mouth when I threw up

That's a pretty rad euphemism for ralphing.

"After those that carne asada burrito and 5 beers, I moistened my mouth in the parking lot."

 

[KRCummings]

That's a pretty rad euphemism for ralphing.

"After those that carne asada burrito and 5 beers, I moistened my mouth in the parking lot."

I'm nothing if not a lady. I never puke, fart, poop or sweat.

 

[Disgustipated]

Last edited by williamsji : Today at 08:14 AM. Reason: To add the exclamation marks

You didn't add any exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

[Laurel]

You didn't add any exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!1111111111

They're there - just between the lines. If you knew anything about poetry, you'd see them. :eyeroll: :avery: :hairflip:

 

[Disgustipated]

They're there - just between the lines. If you knew anything about poetry, you'd see them. :eyeroll: :avery: :hairflip:

I lol'd!!!!! at!!!!! :hairflip:, you cunt.

 

[Recidiva]

At the tips of your nip-lets,
My life line is being craved;
At the rays of your eye-lights,
My love line is being curved;
At the glimpses of your elegance,
Nature becomes matured like
And the ripened milk fruits
Fall from your breasts all along…..

-By Williamsji Maveli

I am inspired.

You Are My Eye Sore

At the tip of your tied tongue
My ley line is being plowed
At the manta of your highlights
Like a rash of epidermal proportions
Darkness is preferable
And silence if you please
My breasts would prefer to be left out of it.

Thank you.

*finger snapping*

 

[Laurel]

I lol'd!!!!! at!!!!! :hairflip:, you cunt.

That's MIZ Cunt, you cunting cunt.

 

[Laurel]

 

[beetlebum]

 

[Byron In Exile]

For me, it's the nectarine.

The apricot is a close second.

 

[lovetoread]

Stop using hair flipping as an insult.

With my hair I have to flip it constantly while its down or it gets into everything.

 

[Laurel]

No insult meant! I'm gonna take my hair down right now, just so I can flip it in your honor.

 

[Laurel]

For me, it's the nectarine.

The apricot is a close second.

I like pears a lot. Melons too. And apples. Maybe pears are #1, if I had to choose a life fruit.

 

[beetlebum]

I like pears a lot. Melons too. And apples. Maybe pears are #1, if I had to choose a life fruit.

kiwifruit for me.

i once told a friend this and she replied "the hairy nutsack of the fruit world?", i was quite hurt, emotionally.

 

[Laurel]

Don't be, 'cause it's no insult. You just haven't tried that special hairy nutsack.

 

[butters]

so torn between grapes and fresh pineapple . . . no nip-lets

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

uh oh..

 

[lovetoread]

For some odd reason, when I read the nip lets, I keep thinking of those little baby corn on the cob veggies.

 

[blackleggings]

There is nothing fruity about that picture. I'm just saying.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

There is nothing fruity about that picture. I'm just saying.

i agree..

 

[Noor]

For me, it's the nectarine.

The apricot is a close second.

Nectarine and the pluot here