Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who liked to make love on the ceiling
this needed new skills
With slings and with drills
else I see this whole venture a failing!

There was a young lady from York

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young lady from York
who fell in love with a dork

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young lady from York
who fell in love with a dork
But to her great surprise

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young lady from York
who fell in love with a dork
But to her great surprise
he once won a prize

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young lady from York
who fell in love with a dork
But to her great surprise
he once won a prize
For helping a girl pop her cork!

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a vicar from Clyde

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a vicar from Clyde
Who preached while engaged in a ride

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a vicar from Clyde
Who preached while engaged in a ride
but he had one flaw

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a vicar from Clyde
Who preached while engaged in a ride
but he had one flaw
('Twas punished by law)

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a vicar from Clyde
Who preached while engaged in a ride
but he had one flaw
('Twas punished by law)
so for now, he can't get a bride.

 

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to share in his kink,

 

[travelmate2002]

When he asked her to share in his kink,
all she did was upload a link

 

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to share in his kink,
all she did was upload a link
...to the fetishes board

 

[travelmate2002]

When he asked her to share in his kink,
all she did was upload a link
...to the fetishes board
so his hopes soared

 

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to share in his kink,
all she did was upload a link
...to the fetishes board
so his hopes soared
That she'd paint him all over in pink

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this man named Scott

 

[Hornblende]

There was this man named Scott
Who engaged in a terrible plot

 

[travelmate2002]

There was this man named Scott
Who engaged in a terrible plot
he was left to rue

 

[37_ttej]

There was this man named Scott
Who engaged in a terrible plot
He was left to rue
His attempted coup

 

[thebeesknees]

There was this man named Scott
Who engaged in a terrible plot
He was left to rue
His attempted coup
But alas poor Scott just got shot

 

[thebeesknees]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard

 

[suckonsimon]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard
Wow, Phallic! a laugh to regard

 

[Hornblende]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard
Wow, Phallic! a laugh to regard
'Twas a very fungi (fun guy, geddit? )

 

[suckonsimon]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard
Wow, Phallic! a laugh to regard
'Twas a very fungi (fun guy, geddit? )
and it got her so high

 

[Hornblende]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard
Wow, Phallic! a laugh to regard
'Twas a very fungi (fun guy, geddit? )
and it got her so high
That she didn't care it wasn't hard