Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[thefishfryer]

I just like your looks he said with a grin
And like your dick - though you're ugly as sin!
Has someone been viewing my profile again

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I just like your looks he said with a grin
And like your dick - though you're ugly as sin!
Has someone been viewing my profile again
Make up, hair gel, all in vain

 

[thebeesknees]

I just like your looks he said with a grin
And like your dick - though you're ugly as sin!
Has someone been viewing my profile again
Make up, hair gel, all in vain
This little limerick surely can't win

 

[Lia Monde]

A wandering mind and roving hand

 

[EasyLisa]

A wandering mind and roving hand
She jilled away until she could not stand

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A wandering mind and roving hand
She jilled away until she could not stand
She gave him a call
Then licked his right ball

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His hairy balls tickled her nose

 

[EasyLisa]

His hairy balls tickled her nose
So she gave him a shave, but she cut too close

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His hairy balls tickled her nose
Feeling this his cock rose
She liked hair as such
But his was just too much
So she gave him a shave, but she cut too close


Fixed it, sorta

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I think you should have continued both versions of the limerick.

Well feel free to do it!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sorry, bedtime here in the Midwest.

Lame excuse Night night!

 

[travelmate2002]

Sorry, bedtime here in the Midwest.
as an excuse, perhaps not the best

 

[EasyLisa]

Sorry, bedtime here in the Midwest.
as an excuse, perhaps not the best
For she still wanted to party

 

[travelmate2002]

Sorry, bedtime here in the Midwest.
as an excuse, perhaps not the best
For she still wanted to party
full of energy and hearty

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, bedtime here in the Midwest.
as an excuse, perhaps not the best
For she still wanted to party
full of energy and hearty
With plenty of hair on her chest.

*erk*

 

[Hornblende]

She wanted to try something new

 

[travelmate2002]

She wanted to try something new
a few of the positions, phew!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wanted to try something new
a few of the positions, phew!
It threw out her back

 

[travelmate2002]

She wanted to try something new
a few of the positions, phew!
It threw out her back
and jarred his nut sack

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wanted to try something new
a few of the positions, phew!
It threw out her back
and jarred his nut sack
They both ended up black and blue


She wanted to try something new
a few of the positions, phew!
It threw out her back
and exposed her crack
So he dove in and ate her poo

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a man from Wheeling

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who liked to make love on the ceiling

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who liked to make love on the ceiling
this needed new skills

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who liked to make love on the ceiling
this needed new skills
With slings and with drills

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who liked to make love on the ceiling
this needed new skills
With slings and with drills
else I see this whole venture a failing!