Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[suckonsimon]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop

 

[Hornblende]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop
He may take some time to regroup

 

[suckonsimon]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop
He may take some time to regroup
"Was it only the beer?"

 

[Hornblende]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop
He may take some time to regroup
"Was it only the beer?"
He wonders in fear

 

[Penuche]

A mushroom sprang up in the yard
Wow, Phallic! a laugh to regard
'Twas a very fungi (fun guy, geddit? )
and it got her so high
That the subsequent comedown was hard.

 

[Penuche]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop
He may take some time to regroup
"Was it only the beer?"
He wonders in fear
"Or should I start using a loop?"

 

[suckonsimon]

When a guy finds his cock tends to droop
He may take some time to regroup
"Was it only the beer?"
He wonders in fear
"Or should I start using a loop?"



A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'

 

[Hornblende]

A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'
But they really were fakes made from tea

 

[suckonsimon]

A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'
But they really were fakes made from tea
So he went fitness training

 

[Hornblende]

A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'
But they really were fakes made from tea
So he went fitness training
But drooped (it was raining!)

 

[suckonsimon]

A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'
But they really were fakes made from tea
So he went fitness training
But drooped (it was raining!)
I'm bloody glad this guy's not me!

 

[Hornblende]

A pal gave him pills - 'herbal Vee'
But they really were fakes made from tea
So he went fitness training
But drooped (it was raining!)
I'm bloody glad this guy's not me!

Now Simon would never be droopy

 

[EbersMoll]

Now Simon would never be droopy
Except when imagining snoopy

 

[suckonsimon]

Now Simon would never be droopy
Except when imagining snoopy
As his wife's just got home

 

[thebeesknees]

Now Simon would never be droopy
Except when imagining snoopy
As his wife's just got home
and he's stroking his bone

 

[suckonsimon]

Now Simon would never be droopy
Except when imagining snoopy
As his wife's just got home
and he's stroking his bone
she whispers, "You need a groupie"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She sat and wriggled on his lap

 

[thefishfryer]

She sat and wriggled on his lap
But he sensed it was only a trap

 

[Lia Monde]

She sat and wriggled on his lap
But he sensed it was only a trap
A greedy golddigger

 

[travelmate2002]

She sat and wriggled on his lap
But he sensed it was only a trap
A greedy golddigger
with a stunning figure

 

[Lia Monde]

She sat and wriggled on his lap
But he sensed it was only a trap
A greedy golddigger
with a stunning figure
He did her anyway, the sap.

 

[Lia Monde]

In love in the dawn's bright light

 

[travelmate2002]

In love in the dawn's bright light
she saw his wood, quite a sight

 

[Hornblende]

In love in the dawn's bright light
she saw his wood, quite a sight
She polished it well

 

[suckonsimon]

In love in the dawn's bright light
she saw his wood, quite a sight
She polished it well
as the head did swell