Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed
Attracting a crowd
The orgasmic woman never cared
 
When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed
Attracting a crowd
To her delight, everyone stared
 
He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!
She just couldn't believe her good luck
If he came too soon
 
He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!
She just couldn't believe her good luck
If he came too soon
She'd be over the moon
He'd give her clit a lick and suck

<<<long live Jett!!!>>>
 
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This is a serious discussion, decorum, please!
For it is imperative that we must appease
 
This is a serious discussion, decorum, please!
For it is imperative that we must appease
Those sensitive folk
Who can't take a joke
So, guys, no more helicopter willies. :(
 
Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow
Impressing the ladies
(He was going to Hades!)
 
Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow
Impressing the ladies
(He was going to Hades!)
But, hey, what a way to go!
 
That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
 
That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
 
That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
And jizzed deep inside her vent.
 
That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
No viagra was his only lament!
 
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