Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed
Attracting a crowd
The orgasmic woman never cared

 

[kedsnbourbon]

When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed
Attracting a crowd
To her delight, everyone stared

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!

 

[jameslewis]

He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!
She just couldn't believe her good luck

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!
She just couldn't believe her good luck
If he came too soon

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He had a tiny dick but man, it could fuck!
She just couldn't believe her good luck
If he came too soon
She'd be over the moon
He'd give her clit a lick and suck

<<<long live Jett!!!>>>

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^^^ heehee


This is a serious discussion, decorum, please!

 

[missmaddy]

This is a serious discussion, decorum, please!
For it is imperative that we must appease

 

[37_ttej]

This is a serious discussion, decorum, please!
For it is imperative that we must appease
Those sensitive folk
Who can't take a joke
So, guys, no more helicopter willies.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, he could twirl like a pro!

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow
Impressing the ladies

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow
Impressing the ladies
(He was going to Hades!)

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, he could twirl like a pro!
And slip like a seal in the snow
Impressing the ladies
(He was going to Hades!)
But, hey, what a way to go!

 

[sweetsauce]

That guy came more than he went


Great finish ttej

 

[TomBoner]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.

 

[sweetsauce]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"

 

[TomBoner]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore

 

[HellBenttoo]

.....

 

[37_ttej]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
And jizzed deep inside her vent.

 

[sweetsauce]

That guy came more than he went.
When he came he was totally spent.
The crowd cried out "More!"
so he picked another whore
No viagra was his only lament!

 

[Wife of Bath]

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