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In love in the dawn's bright light
she saw his wood, quite a sight
She polished it well
as the head did swell
Then they shared in some mutual delight
 
There was this lady at the dock
Her crime had to do with a lock
she could pick at will
With uncommon skill
 
There was this lady at the dock
Her crime had to do with a lock
she could pick at will
With uncommon skill
the empty vault left her in shock!
 
Alas 'twas already cleaned out
an hour before or thereabout
No jewels or gold
just rust and some mold
 
Alas 'twas already cleaned out
an hour before or thereabout
No jewels or gold
just rust and some mold
Made the burglar just sit and pout
 
Alas 'twas already cleaned out
an hour before or thereabout
No jewels or gold
just rust and some mold
And a rope-end tied into a knout.
 
What is a "knout"???
Set your Google about
I suspect obfuscation
and little communication
To keep the players in doubt
 
We'll need a thesaurus for that!
I keep one under my hat.
It's close to my brain
To prevent undue strain
 
We'll need a thesaurus for that!
I keep one under my hat.
It's close to my brain
To prevent undue strain
And to further my talent for chat
 
He chatted her up at the bar
And thought he was getting quite far
When she flipped up her skirt
 
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