Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[thebeesknees]

What shall we do for this Valentine's Day
To inject some romance and make life more gay.
I've got a few thoughts

 

[EbersMoll]

What shall we do for this Valentine's Day
To inject some romance and make life more gay.
I've got a few thoughts
And suggestions of course

 

[thefishfryer]

What shall we do for this Valentine's Day
To inject some romance and make life more gay.
I've got a few thoughts
And suggestions of course
for making the guilty to pay

 

[thefishfryer]

Beware the Ides of March

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Beware the Ides of March
You too, Brutus? That's kind of harsh!

 

[Hornblende]

Beware the Ides of March
You too, Brutus? That's kind of harsh!
...and it's still only Feb!

 

[thefishfryer]

Beware the Ides of March
You too, Brutus? That's kind of harsh!
...and it's still only Feb!
But t'was an omen on the Web

 

[EbersMoll]

Beware the Ides of March
You too, Brutus? That's kind of harsh!
...and it's still only Feb!
But t'was an omen on the Web
That said, 'Watchout for the sides of the marsh"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'll have a Caesar Salad, please

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'll have a Caesar salad, please
Sounds delicious, may I join you Dee?
Sure, pull up a chair

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'll have a Caesar salad, please
Sounds delicious, may I join you Dee?
Sure, pull up a chair
Thanks, I'll be right there
Will you eat the salad, or me..?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What is this or you speak of?
It has to do with making love

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What is this or you speak of?
It has to do with making love
Can do that below or above
I'd coo like a dove

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That ^^ was a weird ass Limerick!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That ^^ was a weird ass Limerick!
Yes, was thinking with my dick
Your dick's not fickle

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That ^^ was a weird ass Limerick!
Yes, was thinking with my dick
Your dick's not fickle
And doesn't taste like pickle
Good. A cum spewing pickle..? Sick!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Soon I must say goodnight
Sleeping Ronster, a peaceful sight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Soon I must say goodnight
Sleeping Ronster, a peaceful sight
If I could cuddle with Dee
Your cock would say "whooppee!"

 

[Lia Monde]

Let's have sex on President's Day

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Let's have sex on President's Day
In a constitutional way

 

[travelmate2002]

Let's have sex on President's Day
In a constitutional way
first take an oath

 

[Lia Monde]

Let's have sex on President's Day
In a constitutional way
first take an oath
To satisfy both

 

[travelmate2002]

Let's have sex on President's Day
In a constitutional way
first take an oath
To satisfy both
then show each other the way.

 

[thebeesknees]

I just like your looks he said with a grin

 

[37_ttej]

I just like your looks he said with a grin
And like your dick - though you're ugly as sin!