Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

She could fuck them while climbing a rope
Will she do it all night? They would hope

 

[Hornblende]

She could fuck them while climbing a rope
Will she do it all night? They would hope
...and the things she could do

 

[barefootgirl69]

She could fuck them while climbing a rope
Will she do it all night? They would hope
...and the things she could do
When she took off her shoe

 

[Hornblende]

She could fuck them while climbing a rope
Will she do it all night? They would hope
...and the things she could do
When she took off her shoe
Gave new meaning to the word grope

 

[Lia Monde]

In her window, May would disrobe.

 

[37_ttej]

In her window, May would disrobe.
Just earrings left in her lobe.

 

[Lia Monde]

In her window, May would disrobe.
Just earrings left in her lobe.
With a smile and a shake

 

[37_ttej]

In her window, May would disrobe.
Just earrings left in her lobe.
With a smile and a shake
The floorboards would quake

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In her window, May would disrobe.
Just earrings left in her lobe.
With a smile and a shake
The floorboards would quake
When Jett runs upstairs for a grope

 

[Lia Monde]

In her window, May would disrobe.
Just earrings left in her lobe.
With a smile and a shake
The floorboards would quake
When Jett runs upstairs for a grope

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.
Only to find May was stone dead!

 

[37_ttej]

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.
Only to find May was stone dead!
She'd died from the sight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.
Only to find May was stone dead!
She'd died from the sight
of his cock, such a fright!

 

[Lia Monde]

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.
Only to find May was stone dead!
She'd died from the sight
Of a cock that was slight [sorry]

 

[37_ttej]

Dropping his pants, he jumped on the bed.
Only to find May was stone dead!
She'd died from the sight
Of a cock that was slight
Alas, now poor Jett's got no cred.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow


Hiya darlin'

 

[37_ttej]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow
Moaning out, "Oh, pussy willow!"

*Have some respect for yourself, Jett! Try to at least appear a bit more macho.*

 

[Lia Monde]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow
Moaning out, "Oh, pussy willow!"
The pillow exploded

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow
Moaning out, "Oh, pussy willow!"
The pillow exploded
Cum and feathers, sordid!

 

[37_ttej]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow
Moaning out, "Oh, pussy willow!"
The pillow exploded
Cum and feathers, sordid!
I got some stuck to my elbow.

 

[Lia Monde]

So Jett instead fucked her pillow
Moaning out, "Oh, pussy willow!"
The pillow exploded
Cum and feathers, sordid!
I got some stuck to my elbow.

Dee arrived to find the feather mess

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less

 

[dearc]

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess

 

[Lia Monde]

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
"Not I", clucked feathered Jett



Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less
He crowed like a rooster

 

[37_ttej]

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
Not poor May - she's dead

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less
I don't give a cluck