Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Lia Monde]

They went inside to get warm
Making love in her bed in the dorm

 

[37_ttej]

They went inside to get warm
Making love in her bed in the dorm
And oh! Such a noise!

 

[Lia Monde]

They went inside to get warm
Making love in her bed in the dorm
And oh! Such a noise!
As they used all her toys

 

[37_ttej]

They went inside to get warm
Making love in her bed in the dorm
And oh! Such a noise!
As they used all her toys
Cumming in fucking fine form.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her toys went into the washer

 

[TomBoner]

Her toys went into the washer
with lots of suds and water

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her toys went into the washer
With a lot of suds and water
They're dishwasher safe

 

[TomBoner]

Her toys went into the washer
With a lot of suds and water
They're dishwasher safe
but could cause a chafe

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her toys went into the washer
With a lot of suds and water
They're dishwasher safe
But could cause a chafe
Use right and maintain your posture

 

[TomBoner]

A banana filled her twat

 

[weespanner]

A banana filled her twat
An over-ripe one at that

 

[TomBoner]

A banana filled her twat
An over-ripe one at that
As she stuck it in deeper

 

[weespanner]

using a bit of poetic licence to keep the limerick form...

A banana filled her twat
An over-ripe one at that
She stuck it in deep
It began to weep
Not so much split, more like splat!


couldn't resist, sorry

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Weespanner saved the day yet again

 

[TomBoner]

Weespanner saved the day yet again
Although some would consider it a sin.

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner saved the day yet again
Although some would consider it a sin.
She's going to hell

 

[sweetsauce]

Weespanner saved the day yet again
Although some would consider it a sin.
She's going to hell
I'm going as well
Taking chocolate and plenty of gin!

 

[weespanner]

That sounds like a party to me

 

[sweetsauce]

That sounds like a party to me
"Oh yes!" she rejoined with glee


Wee hugs

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

That sounds like a party to me
"Oh yes!" she rejoined with glee
The devil joined in

 

[BrokenRomantic]

That sounds like a party to me
"Oh yes!" she rejoined with glee
The devil joined in
Mixed tonic and gin

 

[sweetsauce]

That sounds like a party to me
"Oh yes!" she rejoined with glee
The devil joined in
With a huge fucking grin

 

[weespanner]

That sounds like a party to me
"Oh yes!" she rejoined with glee
The devil joined in
With a huge fucking grin
Cos gin was his favourite, you see

 

[stickygirl]

Can I come party as well?

hellooo

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Can I come party as well?
Of course, it would be just swell!