Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[TomBoner]

Can I come party as well?
You know that wee's going to hell?

 

[weespanner]

Can I come party as well?
Of course, it would be just swell!
We need Sticky too


Can I come party as well?
You know that wee's going to hell?
At least there it's hot

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Can I come party as well?
Of course, it would be just swell!
We need Sticky too
Stick to her like glue


Can I come party as well?
You know that wee's going to hell?
At least there it's hot
And that means no snot

 

[weespanner]

Can I come party as well?
Of course, it would be just swell!
We need Sticky too
Stick to her like glue
As party queen she would excel


Can I come party as well?
You know that wee's going to hell?
At least there it's hot
And that means no snot
Tho sweaty bodies cause a smell

 

[stickygirl]

I can't think how I should thank you

 

[weespanner]

I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two

 

[stickygirl]

I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two
Is vodka ok?

 

[HellBenttoo]

I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two
Is vodka ok?
mixed with OJ

 

[weespanner]

I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two
Is vodka ok?
mixed with OJ
A screw-driver would make my day

 

[HellBenttoo]

A comma would change that punchline

 

[weespanner]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign

 

[stickygirl]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Perhaps a missed rhyme

 

[HellBenttoo]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Come, punctual girl,

 

[HellBenttoo]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Perhaps a missed rhyme
appearing sublime

 

[stickygirl]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Come, punctual girl,
If your tongue does a swirl

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Perhaps a missed rhyme
appearing sublime
Or a period at just the wrong time

 

[weespanner]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Come, punctual girl,
If your tongue does a swirl
I'll make sure your face has a shine

 

[HellBenttoo]

A comma would change that punchline
I just used the wee hyphen sign
Perhaps a missed rhyme
appearing sublime
Or a period at just the wrong time

absolutely perfect!

 

[weespanner]

I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two
Is vodka ok?
mixed with OJ
A screw-driver would make my day

Just realised I really fucked that up http://s.l5d.nl/images/smileys/doh.gif ....don't tumble and rhyme, folks!


I can't think how I should thank you
Try mixing a cocktail or two
Is vodka ok?
mixed with OJ
A driver - the kind that can screw

Fixed

 

[stickygirl]

We are the bitches but you are the queen

 

[missmaddy]

We are the bitches but you are the queen
On top of the world but sometimes between

 

[37_ttej]

We are the bitches but you are the queen
On top of the world but sometimes between
More power to us

 

[stickygirl]

We are the bitches but you are the queen
On top of the world but sometimes between
More power to us
We're liking your puss

 

[sweetsauce]

We are the bitches but you are the queen
On top of the world but sometimes between
More power to us
We're liking your puss
'Specially when it has that glow 'n' sheen

 

[sweetsauce]

A Lim party, would be quite sublime,
I wonder if we'd just talk in rhyme?

 

[37_ttej]

A Lim party, would be quite sublime,
I wonder if we'd just talk in rhyme?
The rhyhm'd be good