Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BrokenRomantic]

This frightened fishes, seals, and gulls
His cock silenced the crowd to lulls
He gave it a shake
The ladies did quake

 

[weespanner]

This frightened fishes, seals, and gulls
His cock silenced the crowd to lulls
He gave it a shake
The ladies did quake
And their eyes popped out of their skulls ->

 

[BrokenRomantic]

well done, Wee

The surfer then covered his boys

 

[weespanner]

thanks....and well saved by you!



The surfer then covered his boys
Which badly affected his poise

 

[BrokenRomantic]

of course.. but shh it's a secret

The surfer then covered his boys
Which badly affected his poise
He stammered and blushed

 

[weespanner]

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The surfer then covered his boys
Which badly affected his poise
He stammered and blushed
'Til his balls were crushed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The surfer then covered his boys
Which badly affected his poise
He stammered and blushed
'Til his balls were crushed
As women just beat them with toys

 

[weespanner]

They beat his poor balls black and blue

 

[BrokenRomantic]

They beat his poor balls black and blue
For reasons, he hadn't a clue

 

[weespanner]

They beat his poor balls black and blue
For reasons, he hadn't a clue
For mercy he begged

 

[BrokenRomantic]

They beat his poor balls black and blue
For reasons, he hadn't a clue
For mercy he begged
The just laughed and pegged

 

[weespanner]

They beat his poor balls black and blue
For reasons, he hadn't a clue
For mercy he begged
The just laughed and pegged
him one by one, forming a queue

 

[sweetsauce]

They beat his poor balls black and blue
For reasons, he hadn't a clue
For mercy he begged
The just laughed and pegged
Just glad it wasn't their turn next too!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

hahahahaha

So pained, his puckered ass did ache

 

[weespanner]

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He shouted 'More lube for fuck's sake!'

 

[sweetsauce]

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He clenched, as his stomach did quake

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He shouted 'More lube for fuck's sake!'
It dripped and slathered

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He clenched, as his stomach did quake
They pistoned quite deep

 

[weespanner]

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He shouted 'More lube for fuck's sake!'
It dripped and slathered
His ring was lathered


So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He clenched, as his stomach did quake
They pistoned quite deep
He began to weep

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He shouted 'More lube for fuck's sake!'
It dripped and slathered
His ring was lathered
He knew not those cocks weren't fake


So pained, his puckered ass did ache
He clenched, as his stomach did quake
They pistoned quite deep
He began to weep
Submit, let the ladies partake

 

[Lia Monde]

Heidi would frolic in the snow

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Heidi would frolic in the snow
Kept her hair tied up in a bow

 

[Lia Monde]

Heidi would frolic in the snow
Kept her hair tied up in a bow
The cold made her nips hard

 

[37_ttej]

Heidi would frolic in the snow
Kept her hair tied up in a bow
The cold made her nips hard
And her bum like lard

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Heidi would frolic in the snow
Kept her hair tied up in a bow
The cold made her nips hard
And her bum like lard
But still he adored her so

 

[37_ttej]

They went inside to get warm