Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[sweetsauce]

A Lim party, would be quite sublime,
I wonder if we'd just talk in rhyme?
The rhyhm'd be good
The method? sure would!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A Lim party, would be quite sublime,
I wonder if we'd just talk in rhyme?
The rhyhm'd be good
The method? sure would!
A bunch of rhyming pervs, simply divine!

 

[Bluespark]

She was such an innocent perv

 

[DukeSupernature]

She was such an innocent perv
Her sprinkles of sin were just words

 

[Trixareforkids]

She was such an innocent perv
Her sprinkles of sin were just words
But if you didn't know better

 

[DukeSupernature]

She was such an innocent perv
Her sprinkles of sin were just words
But if you didn't know better
Or had only just met her

 

[Trixareforkids]

She was such an innocent perv
Her sprinkles of sin were just words
But if you didn't know better
Or had only just met her
She'd likely throw ya with her curves

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She was such an innocent perv
Her sprinkles of sin were just words
But if you didn't know better
Or had only just met her
you'd think her a lecherous nerd

 

[Lia Monde]

A healer of lust was named Bella

 

[Trixareforkids]

A healer of lust was named Bella
She'd cure any fella

 

[sweetsauce]

A healer of lust was named Bella
She'd cure the needs of any fella
Her tongue she would flick

Apologies, I amended the line to fit Limerick rhythm

 

[HellBenttoo]

A healer of lust was named Bella
She'd cure the needs of any fella
Her tongue she would flick
across his rigid prick

 

[DukeSupernature]

A healer of lust was named Bella
She'd cure the needs of any fella
Her tongue she would flick
across his rigid prick
Till he screams like that guy who cried "Stella!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^^ That last piece of chocolate, can I steal it from you?

 

[DukeSupernature]

^^^ That last piece of chocolate, can I steal it from you?

That's -way- too many syllables

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That's -way- too many syllables

"That last piece of chocolate, can I steal it from you?"
She asked this quite shyly, her voice in a coo
He then told her off
Was really quite rough
Looks like she didn't get through

 

[DukeSupernature]

That's way too many syllables
He thought he was amicable
She didn't say 'Please'
So he thought to tease
Though he was reprehensible.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Okay, I'll let you live," she said

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Okay, I'll let you live," she said
He wiped beads of sweat from his head

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Okay, I'll let you live," she said
He wiped beads of sweat from his head
She gave him a smile

 

[jameslewis]

"Okay, I'll let you live," she said
He wiped beads of sweat from his head
She gave him a smile
He relaxed for a while

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Okay, I'll let you live," she said
He wiped beads of sweat from his head
She gave him a smile
He relaxed for a while
She thought "I'll get the choc from him yet!!"

 

[jameslewis]

If it's chocolate you want, and you crave

 

[Miasorrow]

If it's chocolate you want, and you crave
Well you know you can take it, it's all I have

 

[DukeSupernature]

If it's chocolate you want, and you crave
Well you know you can take it, it's all I have
Said no-one ever