Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BrokenRomantic]

Guns surely aren't the answer
Not if you want to romance her
Sneak in just a kiss

 

[weespanner]

Guns surely aren't the answer
Not if you want to romance her
Sneak in just a kiss
Give bullets a miss
And she'll be impressed with your lancer

oops!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Wee's just as bad as the rest of us

 

[sweetsauce]

Good spankings are required I think

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Wee's just as bad as the rest of us
But you won't see any of us fuss


Good spankings are required I think
Sure. Bent over the kitchen sink?

 

[weespanner]

Wee's just as bad as the rest of us
But you won't see any of us fuss
We all like to laugh


Good spankings are required I think
Sure. Bent over the kitchen sink?
I'm not washing up


((sweets))

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Wee's just as bad as the rest of us
But you won't see any of us fuss
We all like to laugh
Such fun lim'rick staff


Good spankings are required I think
Sure. Bent over the kitchen sink?
I'm not washing up
Not even a cup

 

[weespanner]

Wee's just as bad as the rest of us
But you won't see any of us fuss
We all like to laugh
Such fun lim'rick staff
And if it's rude that's just a plus


Good spankings are required I think
Sure. Bent over the kitchen sink?
I'm not washing up
Not even a cup
Let's just leave things dirty then *wink*

 

[BrokenRomantic]

A good word game is always a tease

 

[stickygirl]

A good word game is always a tease
The best bait for a trap isn't cheese


I like random

 

[BrokenRomantic]

A good word game is always a tease
The best bait for a trap isn't cheese
Just invite them in
For an evening of sin
You might not even need to say please

Random is good!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you kids been playing without me?

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Have you kids been playing without me?
What have you been saying about me?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you kids been playing without me?
What have you been saying about me?
Scandalous whispers...

 

[DukeSupernature]

Have you kids been playing without me?
What have you been saying about me?
Scandalous whispers...
Tittering Litsters ...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Have you kids been playing without me?
What have you been saying about me?
Scandalous whispers...
Tittering Litsters ...
Let's shake hands and make nice over cookies and tea

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I would love to eat your cookie

 

[DukeSupernature]

I would love to eat your cookie
A euphemism for nookie?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I would love to eat your cookie
A euphemism for nookie?
uncover my stash

 

[DukeSupernature]

I would love to eat your cookie
A euphemism for nookie?
uncover my stash
Take your time - don't be rash

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I would love to eat your cookie
A euphemism for nookie?
uncover my stash
And lick your sweet gash
After all, I'm not a rookie

<<Jett>>

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I would love to eat your cookie
A euphemism for nookie?
uncover my stash
Take your time - don't be rash
Now let me have a lookie

 

[DukeSupernature]

I bought a new jeep on Ebay

 

[37_ttej]

I bought a new jeep on Ebay
What's that? A new sheep you say?

(Jett's a bit deaf)

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I bought a new jeep on Ebay
What's that? A new sheep you say?
She's not for the wool