Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[DukeSupernature]

I bought a new jeep on Ebay
What's that? A new sheep you say?
She's not for the wool
If shearing was cool

 

[weespanner]

I bought a new jeep on Ebay
What's that? A new sheep you say?
She's not for the wool
If shearing was cool
You'd wear knitted clothes every day

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Perhaps a cock cozy in Winter

 

[weespanner]

Perhaps a cock cozy in winter
That could cause wool-burn for a sprinter

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Perhaps a cock cozy in winter
That could cause wool-burn for a sprinter
Yes it's just silly

 

[weespanner]

Perhaps a cock cozy in winter
That could cause wool-burn for a sprinter
Yes it's just silly
To pre-heat your willy

 

[37_ttej]

Perhaps a cock cozy in winter
That could cause wool-burn for a sprinter
Yes it's just silly
To pre-heat your willy
Instead of just putting it int' her.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Perhaps a cock cozy in winter
That could cause wool-burn for a sprinter
Yes it's just silly
To pre-heat your willy
You'll like it when you feel it enter

 

[37_ttej]

There was a man from New York

 

[BrokenRomantic]

There was a man from New York
He hankered to taste some pork

 

[37_ttej]

There was a man from New York
He hankered to taste some pork
And so, asked in fun
"Big one in a bun?"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

There was a man from New York
He hankered to taste some pork
And so, asked in fun
"Big one in a bun?"
Best not eaten with a fork

 

[37_ttej]

Surprised, he was taken out back

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack

 

[missmaddy]

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
"It's my drug of choice"

 

[37_ttej]

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
Want pork? Let's see yours.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
"It's my drug of choice"
Said with a small voice

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
Got pork? Show me, son.
Put it in my bun!

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
Want pork? Let's see yours.
I'll get on all fours

 

[missmaddy]

Surprised, he was taken out back
Bent over, she showed him her crack
"It's my drug of choice"
Said with a small voice
That I prefer to consume in the sack

 

[BradBigBrain]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown

 

[Lia Monde]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown
Sugar sweet and best in the town

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown
Sugar sweet and best in the town
It's right on her tongue

 

[missmaddy]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown
Sugar sweet and best in the town
Chocolate flowed through her veins

 

[Lia Monde]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown
Sugar sweet and best in the town
Chocolate flowed through her veins
Sending spasms thru her brain

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

MissMaddy had a heart of brown
Sugar sweet and best in the town
Chocolate flowed through her veins
Sending spasms thru her brain
Yep..... chocolate never lets you down

 

[37_ttej]

Sugar and cocoa's a wonderful mix