Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
With excitement, true

('gush', colloquialism - to fawn; express emotion in a soppy, over-the-top manner)

 

[37_ttej]

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
So where did he go
Couldn't stop the flow
Libel! Was dancing with glee.

 

[weespanner]

I knew what you meant, but my meaning was funnier

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
With excitement, true
Hopefully no poo

 

[37_ttej]

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
With excitement, true
Hopefully no poo
Leastways none that I can see ...

 

[37_ttej]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho

 

[weespanner]

o-ho? you sound like Santa!

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!

 

[37_ttej]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack

(lordy, that's lame)

 

[EllaMayme]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
Santa might want it back

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
It hangs from my crack

 

[37_ttej]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
Santa might want it back
He's not having mine, the fat Ho!

(um, does that already rule me off the good list for this year?)

 

[weespanner]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
Santa might want it back
It shrinks when it's covered with snow



Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
It hangs from my crack
I jingle those balls to and fro

 

[37_ttej]

Wee thinks she's so smart, o-ho
Christmas is over, you know!
I still have my sack
It hangs from my crack
With my big yule log below

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Let's hope that his sack can stay full

 

[37_ttej]

Let's hope that his sack can stay full
It won't if she gives me a pull

 

[EllaMayme]

Let's hope that his sack can stay full
It won't if she gives me a pull
Perhaps pull it back

 

[munch2much]

Let's hope that his sack can stay full
It won't if she gives me a pull
Perhaps pull it back
Or give it a whack

 

[weespanner]

Let's hope that his sack can stay full
It won't if she gives me a pull
Perhaps pull it back
Or give it a whack
As soon as it begins to drool


or the alternative so Jett doesn't have to cross his legs while reading...

Let's hope that his sack can stay full
It won't if she gives me a pull
Perhaps pull it back
Or give it a whack
I don't think I could be that cruel

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a grumpy old priest

 

[BrokenRomantic]

There once was a grumpy old priest
That hungered and wanted to feast
She spread her legs wide
He looked on, denied
Yet again, his dick went ungreased

Sorry for stealing this one

 

[mamasota]

" Sorry for stealing this one "
He said, joining in on the fun

 

[weespanner]

(((mama)))

" Sorry for stealing this one "
He said, joining in on the fun
BR rivals Jett

 

[stickygirl]

" Sorry for stealing this one "
He said, joining in on the fun
BR rivals Jett
Worst that I've met

*waves* Helloooo

 

[weespanner]

Hey there Sticky

" Sorry for stealing this one "
He said, joining in on the fun
BR rivals Jett
Worst that I've met
Let's threaten them both with a gun http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/images/smilies/shoot.gif

 

[BrokenRomantic]

haha

Guns surely aren't the answer

 

[weespanner]

Guns surely aren't the answer
Not if you want to romance her