Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.
But then he got cursed

 

[weespanner]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.
But then he got cursed
And both his balls burst

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.
But then he got cursed
And looked like Fred Durst!

 

[weespanner]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.
But then he got cursed
And looked like Fred Durst
He now has a beard that itches

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"Toil and trouble," croon the witches
Let's get em! Ugly old bitches.
But then he got cursed
And both his balls burst
Now he can buy smaller britches

 

[BrokenRomantic]

He feared the witches would come back

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He feared the witches would come back
So he fetched the biggest gun from his rack

 

[37_ttej]

He feared the witches would come back
So he fetched the biggest gun from his rack
Alas, he forgot

 

[BrokenRomantic]

He feared the witches would come back
So he fetched the biggest gun from his rack
Alas, he forgot
A gun, he's not got

 

[37_ttej]

He feared the witches would come back
So he fetched the biggest gun from his rack
Alas, he forgot
A gun, he's not got
And all he could find was a tack.

 

[37_ttej]

The witches weren't scared of a wee prick

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The witches weren't scared of a wee prick
The really just thought him a rude dick

 

[37_ttej]

The witches weren't scared of a wee prick
They really just thought him a rude dick
With a flash and smoke

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The witches weren't scared of a wee prick
They really just thought him a rude dick
With a flash and smoke
They all took a toke

 

[37_ttej]

The witches weren't scared of a wee prick
They really just thought him a rude dick
With a flash and smoke
They all took a toke
And shrunk his 'thick' to a 'stick'.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The lad decided on viagra

 

[37_ttej]

The lad decided on viagra
Bought on the net from Agra

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The lad decided on viagra
Bought on the net from Agra
Made him no bigger

 

[37_ttej]

The lad decided on viagra
Bought on the net from Agra
Made him no bigger
But jammed his trigger

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The lad decided on viagra
Bought on the net from Agra
Made him no bigger
But jammed his trigger
And took all the talk from his swagga'

I regret viagra as a choice

 

[37_ttej]

LOL.

I regret viagra as a choice
It sure don't taste very noice

(gotta say that with a nasal Aussie bogan accent)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

LOL.

I regret viagra as a choice
It sure don't taste very noice
(gotta say that with a nasal Aussie bogan accent)
It turned me to stone

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I regret viagra as a choice
It sure don't taste very noice
It turned me to stone
Thick as my calf bone