Deprived_in_AZ
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Oh dear, the sofa's been stained
She had house trained the dog, but she was not trained...
She had house trained the dog, but she was not trained...
Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3
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Deprived_in_AZ
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Oh dear, the sofa's been stained
She had house trained the dog, but she was not trained.
A fetish? Perhaps
She often ponders this when she sits and craps
She had house trained the dog, but she was not trained.
A fetish? Perhaps
She often ponders this when she sits and craps
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Limericks 101
For everyone's info - and I stress this is not a criticism - a limerick has the following form:
1. Five lines in the rhyming pattern A-A-B-B-A
2. A consistent number of syllables per line of X-X-5-5-X, where X is traditionally 7, but also commonly 8 or 9.
3. The metre is nominally iambic, i.e. the initial stress is on the second syllable of the line, not the first.
That said, this is the PG, not the holier-than-thou Poetry Forum (where you get crucified for prosodic inconsistencies), so feel free to post however you like. Hell, I break the 'rules' all the time!
After all, our primary aim is to have a bit of fun!
For everyone's info - and I stress this is not a criticism - a limerick has the following form:
1. Five lines in the rhyming pattern A-A-B-B-A
2. A consistent number of syllables per line of X-X-5-5-X, where X is traditionally 7, but also commonly 8 or 9.
3. The metre is nominally iambic, i.e. the initial stress is on the second syllable of the line, not the first.
That said, this is the PG, not the holier-than-thou Poetry Forum (where you get crucified for prosodic inconsistencies), so feel free to post however you like. Hell, I break the 'rules' all the time!
After all, our primary aim is to have a bit of fun!
GiggLeGasm
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That Jett's an arrogant prick!
His balls deserve a swift kick
His balls deserve a swift kick
Deprived_in_AZ
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That Jett's an arrogant prick!
His balls deserve a swift kick
To knock in some sense
But will he make amends?
His balls deserve a swift kick
To knock in some sense
But will he make amends?
Deprived_in_AZ
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"Eeeek!" She said with a hint of disgust
Deprived_in_AZ
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"Eeeek!" She said with a hint of disgust
What? Doesn't arouse unbridled lust?
But it is so... hairy..
What? Doesn't arouse unbridled lust?
But it is so... hairy..
DukeSupernature
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There was a fat man from Toledo
Who had an unusual credo
"Should you get jam on your thumb
Who had an unusual credo
"Should you get jam on your thumb
DukeSupernature
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There was a fat man from Toledo
Who had an unusual credo
"Should you get jam on your thumb
Shove it up ya bum"
And call anyone who stares a 'weirdo'.
Who had an unusual credo
"Should you get jam on your thumb
Shove it up ya bum"
And call anyone who stares a 'weirdo'.
DukeSupernature
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Cheers.
The Duke writes rhymes with real class
Though he pulls most of it out of his ass
The Duke writes rhymes with real class
Though he pulls most of it out of his ass
DukeSupernature
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The Duke writes rhymes with real class
Though he pulls most out of his ass
A gift with the word
Of the words, most absurd
Though he pulls most out of his ass
A gift with the word
Of the words, most absurd
weespanner
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For everyone's info - and I stress this is not a criticism - a limerick has the following form:
1. Five lines in the rhyming pattern A-A-B-B-A
2. A consistent number of syllables per line of X-X-5-5-X, where X is traditionally 7, but also commonly 8 or 9.
3. The metre is nominally iambic, i.e. the initial stress is on the second syllable of the line, not the first.
That said, this is the PG, not the holier-than-thou Poetry Forum (where you get crucified for prosodic inconsistencies), so feel free to post however you like. Hell, I break the 'rules' all the time!
After all, our primary aim is to have a bit of fun!
Well said Jett! http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/applause/smileys-applause-156875.gif
The Duke writes rhymes with real class
Though he pulls most out of his ass
A gift with the word
Of the words, most absurd
Are the ones 'uttered' when passing gas
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