Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[stickygirl]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin
Their boobs are sublime
they float oh so fine
Leaving t-shirts so beautifully clinging

 

[thebeesknees]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem

 

[munch2much]

I used to like tossing the caber

 

[stickygirl]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem
That's pixie abuse - you might scare'm

I used to like tossing the caber
But now I like Justin Beiber

 

[37_ttej]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem
That's pixie abuse - you might scare'm
Their fine little wings

I used to like tossing the caber
But now I like Justin Beiber
I've copied his hair

 

[sweetsauce]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem
That's pixie abuse - you might scare'm
Their fine little wings
Give pleasure to things


I used to like tossing the caber
But now I like Justin Beiber
I've copied his hair
Just for a dare

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem
That's pixie abuse - you might scare'm
Their fine little wings
Give pleasure to things
Then they feed you their poisonous serum






I used to like tossing the caber
But now I like Justin Beiber
I've copied his hair
Just for a dare
But keeping it pretty is way too much labor.

 

[37_ttej]

I dreamed that I had my own little harem
That's pixie abuse - you might scare'm
Their fine little wings
Give pleasure to things
Then they feed you their poisonous serum



Succubus hungrily waits

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are who she baits

 

[37_ttej]

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are who she baits
Fools lured by charm

 

[DukeSupernature]

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are who she baits
Fools lured by charm

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are whom she baits
Fools lured by charm
Would mortgage the farm

 

[stickygirl]

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are who she baits
Fools lured by charm
Surrender their sperm


it works with a posh English accent

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are whom she baits
Fools lured by charm
Would mortgage the farm,
Sell their ass at the farmyard gates

missed that

 

[37_ttej]

Succubus hungrily waits
Gullible men are who she baits
Fools lured by charm
Surrender their sperm
Then are sent to Hades' gates

True, ma'am

 

[stickygirl]

I do love that classical porn

 

[37_ttej]

I do love that classical porn
The Minotaur and his 'horn'

 

[stickygirl]

I do love that classical porn
The Minotaur and his 'horn'
Lets all go to Crete

 

[DukeSupernature]

I do love that classical porn
The Minotaur and his 'horn'
Lets all go to Crete
We'll stowaway in a crate

 

[37_ttej]

I do love that classical porn
The Minotaur and his 'horn'
Lets all go to Crete
We'll stowaway in a crate
And arrive home again after 20 years to find the neighbours horny for your wife and shagging the servants. Bwahahaha!

Or, ahem ...

Full of fleeces freshly shorn.

* say, why is this crate stamped 'Argo'? *

 

[munch2much]

There once was a lady reclined

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

There once was a lady reclined
All knew her to be quite refined

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a lady reclined
All knew her to be quite refined
But an ill-placed split

 

[munch2much]

There once was a lady reclined
All knew her to be quite refined
But when her legs fell apart

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a lady reclined
All knew her to be quite refined
But when her legs fell apart
And she dropped a fart

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a lady reclined
All knew her to be quite refined
But when her legs fell apart
And she dropped a fart
He then just adored her now soiled behind

 

[37_ttej]

Oh dear, the sofa's been stained