Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

I regret viagra as a choice
It sure don't taste very noice
It turned me to stone
Thick as my calf bone
And left me without any voice.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His woman was fevered with lust

 

[37_ttej]

His woman was fevered with lust
But he only lasted one thrust

 

[GiggLeGasm]

His woman was fevered with lust
But he only lasted one thrust
She cleaned up his dribble

 

[DukeSupernature]

His woman was fevered with lust
But he only lasted one thrust
She cleaned up his dribble
Without any quibble

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His woman was fevered with lust
But he only lasted one thrust
She cleaned up his dribble
Without any quibble
The relationship then turned to dust

 

[DukeSupernature]

Ashes to trashes, dust to bust

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ashes to trashes, dust to bust
Have a little grope, satisfy your lust

 

[DukeSupernature]

Ashes to trashes, dust to bust
Have a little grope, satisfy your lust
If that makes the nut

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ashes to trashes, dust to bust
Have a little grope, satisfy your lust
If that makes the nut
Burst out of your gut

 

[DukeSupernature]

Ashes to trashes, dust to bust
Have a little grope, satisfy your lust
If that makes the nut
Burst out of your gut
Seeking expert advice seems just.



That felt labored and awkward. My bad. Thanks for persevering.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I've had worse

Sunsets, stargazing, cozy fires

 

[37_ttej]

The London lass had great tits

(we're going classy with this one! )

 

[37_ttej]

(Oops, sorry Dee)

Sunsets, stargazing, cozy fires
Girls want lurve, but a guy aspires ...

 

[Lia Monde]

Sunsets, stargazing, cozy fires
A few of the things he admires

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Okay -

Sunsets, stargazing, cozy fires
Girls want lurve, but a guy aspires ...
To great tits and ass,
Which the London lass has..
Those are a few of the things he admires


Fixed it

 

[Lia Monde]

Okay -

Sunsets, stargazing, cozy fires
Girls want lurve, but a guy aspires ...
To great tits and ass,
Which the London lass has..
Those are a few of the things he admires


Fixed it

D in AZ has real poetry skill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

D in AZ has real poetry skill
Nah, not really, it's just run-of-the-mill

 

[Lia Monde]

D in AZ has real poetry skill
Nah, not really, it's just run-of-the-mill
Modesty matches her charm

 

[37_ttej]

D in AZ has real poetry skill
Nah, not really, it's just run-of-the-mill
Modesty matches her charm
She rhymes with such calm

(yes, very cleverly done, Dee )

 

[weespanner]

D in AZ has real poetry skill
Nah, not really, it's just run-of-the-mill
Modesty matches her charm
She rhymes with such calm
And gives Jett and Lia a thrill

 

[37_ttej]

None can compare with our Wee

*gush*

 

[weespanner]

Gush?

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee

 

[TomBoner]

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
So where did he go

 

[weespanner]

None can compare with our Wee
I think that our Jett had to pee
So where did he go
Couldn't stop the flow