Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[lycan_hitch]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
drove crazy the hound..

 

[Cymru6969]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
They made a sound
When paired with a skin flute

 

[hotternow]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
drove crazy the hound...
And a few of the fellows, to boot!

 

[weespanner]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
They made a sound
That brought on a trouser salute

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
drove crazy the hound..
So he shagged her up the back chute

 

[lycan_hitch]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
They made a sound
That brought on a trouser salute

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
drove crazy the hound..
So he shagged her up the back chute

nice!!

The Ninja Maiden in the shower..

 

[Cymru6969]

Her buns clenched to block his entry

 

[lycan_hitch]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..

 

[weespanner]

nice!!

thanks..but alas far too late!



Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door

The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower

 

[Cymru6969]

The Ninja Maiden in the shower..
Faintly resembled Rutger Hauer


Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry
With rolling pin near

 

[lycan_hitch]

The Ninja Maiden in the shower..
Faintly resembled Rutger Hauer


Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry
With rolling pin near

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door
The wetness and the downpour..

The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
out came a hickory cock..

 

[Cymru6969]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door
He entered the whore


The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
It nicked and then bled

 

[lycan_hitch]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door
He entered the whore


The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
It nicked and then bled

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door
He entered the whore
And spread the buns over the country..


The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
It nicked and then bled
she fingered & things led..

 

[Cymru6969]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry..
Slammed against the door
The wetness and the downpour..
So much for her anal sentry


The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
out came a hickory cock
stolen from Elvis' stock

 

[weespanner]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry
With rolling pin near
And flour on her rear


The Ninja Maiden in the shower..
Faintly resembled Rutger Hauer
Except for her hair

 

[weespanner]

The Ninja Maiden in the shower
Raised a leg to shave her flower
out came a hickory cock
stolen from Elvis' stock
While he was drunk at happy hour

 

[Cymru6969]

Her buns clenched to block his entry
as she was pushed n rushed in the pantry
With rolling pin near
And flour on her rear
Fucked her lord of landed gentry


The Ninja Maiden in the shower..
Faintly resembled Rutger Hauer
Except for her hair
and augmented pair

 

[weespanner]

The Ninja Maiden in the shower..
Faintly resembled Rutger Hauer
Except for her hair
and augmented pair
Which many would love to devour

 

[lycan_hitch]

And she bent over the writing table..

 

[Shadowmist99]

And she bent over the writing table..
Innocently grabbing a printer cable

 

[pensivepoet]

.........

 

[pensivepoet]

And she bent over the writing table..
Innocently grabbing a printer cable

Her panties he spied

 

[hotternow]

And she bent over the writing table..
Innocently grabbing a printer cable
Her panties he spied
Tried slipping inside

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

And she bent over the writing table..
Innocently grabbing a printer cable
Her panties he spied
Tried slipping inside
Her multiple orgasms weren't a fable

 

[37_ttej]

A quick fly-by ...

** we apologize for this interruption to regular broadcasting **

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Jett. I miss his rimming style

Well that's weird.

There once was a man named Jett
Who liked limericks and yet
He’d break ev’ry rule
(the silly young fool)
By shoving as many words as possible into the last line, buggering up the thread by running three limericks at once, shamelessly writing more than the requisite one-line-at-a-time, using unnecessarily loquacious phraseology, freely bastardising French, Spanish and other unfortunate languages, mis-spelling to force ‘rhymes’, using made-up linguisteology (wtf?), reducing words to incomprehensible c’ntr’ct’ns and otherwise stuffing up the form of this whimsical quintet.

See, it’s all lies. There’s only seven – ish – syllables in that last line! And it rhymed too.

I am guilty of lurking every so often when I get a bit nostalgic. I just about died laughing when I saw that post (thanks Shadowmist ) . It’s nice to know that people still remember me. I miss you guys too. Life is being good to me and I’m trying to be good as well (notwithstanding the occasional Lit-lurking-lapse like this). I had fun on Lit and it’s great to see that fun on the Playground continues unabated. Stay well and take care all of you.

And here’s your starter:

The folk of Lit are right fine

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**scheduled programming recommences**

 

[weespanner]

*waves*


How nice it is to see Jett!
Him we can never forget
His crazy rhymes
Had me sometimes
Laughing til my knickers got wet





The folk of Lit are right fine
Especially after some wine