Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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BR did just fine, making a rhyme
I'll buy the tequila and lime
It's Friday, at last!
 
BR did just fine, making a rhyme
I'll buy the tequila and lime
It's Friday, at last!
Party hard and fast!
 
BR did just fine, making a rhyme
I'll buy the tequila and lime
It's Friday, at last!
Party hard and fast!
Don't swallow the worm - it's just slime!
 
Swallowing is an art sublime
Just practice it all of the time
You'll enjoy the taste
And want more post haste
 
Swallowing is an art sublime
Just practice it all of the time
You'll enjoy the taste
And want more post haste
Cos spitting it out is a crime!
 
When you swallow, just look in my eyes
While gripping my trembling thighs
I want to feel your moans
Vibrate through my bones
 
When you swallow, just look in my eyes
While gripping my trembling thighs
I want to feel your moans
Vibrate through my bones
The neighbors will hear our loud sighs
 
When you swallow, just look in my eyes
While gripping my trembling thighs
I want to feel your moans
Vibrate through my bones
And drive our passion into the skies
 
She oft mistakes lust for passion
Let's hope they're not subject to ration
But in the convent
 
She oft mistakes lust for passion
Let's hope they're not subject to ration
But in the convent
A mere hint of scent
 
She oft mistakes lust for passion
Let's hope they're not subject to ration
But in the convent
A mere hint of scent
And she'll skip right over the flirtation.
 
Brava! to our fine rhyming friends
For tidying up the loose ends
A 'this' and a 'that'
 
Brava! to our fine rhyming friends
For tidying up the loose ends
A 'this' and a 'that'
A mischievous wink at
 
Brava! to our fine rhyming friends
For tidying up the loose ends
A 'this' and a 'that'
A mischievous wink at
I love a mind that winds and wends

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