Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Cymru6969]

Her boss saw the cum in her hair
As she got up from under his chair
He scolded her for missing
The cock she'd been kissing
As he launched shot two on her pair

 

[weespanner]

Some protein is good for the skin

 

[HellBenttoo]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It firms up my nips

 

[WetBiMoose]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It was creamy and thick

 

[weespanner]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It firms up my nips
And moistens my lips


Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It was creamy and thick
And made her boobs slick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It firms up my nips
And moistens my lips
I'll squeeze my tube for you again.


Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It was creamy and thick
And made her boobs slick
Oh look! You've got some on your chin.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It firms up my nips
And moistens my lips
Oops! She's gotten some on her chin!


Some protein is good for the skin
She said as she rubbed it all in
It was creamy and thick
And made her boobs slick
And aroused her deeply within

 

[stickygirl]

It's hard to play with these guys!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's hard to play with these guys!
Imagine they're women in disguise!

 

[Shadowmist99]

It's hard to play with these guys!
Imagine they're women in disguise!
Trolls and alts galore.

 

[stickygirl]

It's hard to play with these guys!
Imagine they're women in disguise!
Trolls and alts galore.
Cross-dressers? Such a bore

 

[BrokenRomantic]

It's hard to play with these guys!
Imagine they're women in disguise!
Trolls and alts galore.
Cross-dressers? Such a bore
I'd rather a burger and fries

 

[cliteatingman]

The burger was covered with cum

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The burger was covered with cum
Ashamed at what McDonald's has become

 

[1sickbastard]

The burger was covered with cum
Ashamed at what McDonald's has become
Said Mayor McCheese,

 

[may_I_please]

The burger was covered with cum
Ashamed at what McDonald's has become
Said Mayor McCheese,
Just get on your knees

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The burger was covered with cum
Ashamed at what McDonald's has become
Said Mayor McCheese,
Just get on your knees
Eat what I give you, every crumb

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"

 

[weespanner]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?

 

[BrokenRomantic]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Well, he isn't green

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Nae, wee and tight, lass

 

[weespanner]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Well, he isn't green
Cos I licked him clean




They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Nae, wee and tight, lass
What? Too tight to pass?

 

[BrokenRomantic]

They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Well, he isn't green
Cos I licked him clean
Then hid and went for a skulk




They say, "Guid gear comes in sma' bulk"
So not the incredible hulk?
Nae, wee and tight, lass
What? Too tight to pass?
Too big, he couldn't help sulk

 

[kedsnbourbon]

BR did just fine, making a rhyme