Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[mamasota]

((((Cym and Limers)))))


Sexy thing that mischievous wink

 

[travelmate2002]

Sexy thing that mischievous wink
'C'mon not at your own shrink!'

 

[Cymru6969]

Sexy thing that mischievous wink
'C'mon not at your own shrink!'
Tell me how you feel

 

[weespanner]

Sexy thing that mischievous wink
'C'mon not at your own shrink!'
Tell me how you feel
As that will reveal

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Sexy thing that mischievous wink
'C'mon not at your own shrink!'
Tell me how you feel
As that will reveal
Hopefully something a little pink

 

[Cymru6969]

Tell me all about your childhood

 

[Adre]

Tell me all about your childhood
Don't hesitate to give me wood

 

[weespanner]

Tell me all about your childhood
Don't hesitate to give me wood
I'll sit on your knee

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Tell me all about your childhood
Don't hesitate to give me wood
I'll sit on your knee
How happy we'll be

 

[weespanner]

Tell me all about your childhood
Don't hesitate to give me wood
I'll sit on your knee
How happy we'll be
Or would you prefer if I stood?

 

[Cymru6969]

Freud often stood during sessions

 

[Adre]

Freud often stood during sessions
As he listened to sexy confessions

 

[hotternow]

Freud often stood during sessions
As he listened to sexy confessions
While thinking of Mum

 

[weespanner]

Freud often stood during sessions
As he listened to sexy confessions
While thinking of Mum
And sucking his thumb

 

[hotternow]

Freud often stood during sessions
As he listened to sexy confessions
While thinking of Mum
And sucking his thumb
Whilst quietly hording possessions.

 

[Cymru6969]

Freud often stood during sessions
As he listened to sexy confessions
While thinking of Mum
And sucking his thumb
And other naughty obsessions

 

[hotternow]

I liked your ending better!

While sailing abroad for a while

 

[weespanner]

While sailing abroad for a while
He came upon a desert isle

 

[BrokenRomantic]

While sailing abroad for a while
He came upon a desert isle
Then sat down for a wank

 

[Adre]

While sailing abroad for a while
He came upon a desert isle
Then sat down for a wank
With a fellow named Frank

 

[Cymru6969]

While sailing abroad for a while
He came upon a desert isle
Then sat down for a wank
With a fellow named Frank
They both had a cock and a smile

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[lycan_hitch]

Her name was Fanny Cute

 

[Cymru6969]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit

 

[hotternow]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round

 

[1sickbastard]

Her name was Fanny Cute
Her buns looked like breadfruit
Prickly and round
They made a sound