Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[cliteatingman]

The buxom young beauty was broke.
Sop she looked for a wealthy young bloke

 

[pensivepoet]

The buxom young beauty was broke.
Sop she looked for a wealthy young bloke

To the tavern she went

 

[cliteatingman]

The buxom young beauty was broke.
So she looked for a wealthy young bloke
To the tavern she went
Where she spied the right gent

 

[travelmate2002]

The buxom young beauty was broke.
So she looked for a wealthy young bloke
To the tavern she went
Where she spied the right gent
who was only too ready for a poke.

 

[Cymru6969]

Gold diggers lurk in dark corners

 

[weespanner]

Gold diggers lurk in dark corners
And don't mingle with other mourners

 

[Callmetim]

Gold diggers lurk in dark corners
And don't mingle with other mourners
Prowling for money

 

[weespanner]

Gold diggers lurk in dark corners
And don't mingle with other mourners
Prowling for money
Amid noses runny

 

[pensivepoet]

Gold diggers lurk in dark corners
And don't mingle with other mourners
Prowling for money
Amid noses runny

Pickin the pockets of forlorners

 

[Callmetim]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun

 

[weespanner]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And fab if you have more than one

 

[pensivepoet]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun

And certain to make the juices run

 

[pensivepoet]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And fab if you have more than one

Most are of the prurient sort

 

[Callmetim]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And fab if you have more than one
Most are of the prurient sort
Cunning, lingual, many a port

 

[weespanner]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And fab if you have more than one
Most are of the prurient sort
Cunning, lingual, many a port
But mine is just second to none



A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And certain to make the juices run
Keep kleenex at hand

 

[Callmetim]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And certain to make the juices run
Keep kleenex at hand
To fully withstand

 

[weespanner]

A Tumblr page can be quite fun
And certain to make the juices run
Keep kleenex at hand
To fully withstand
The deluge when scrolling is done

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A Kleenex at hand is a plan

 

[weespanner]

A Kleenex at hand is a plan
Or else you could use a drip pan

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A Kleenex at hand is a plan
Or else you could use a drip pan
Tissue is neater

 

[Callmetim]

A Kleenex at hand is a plan
Or else you could use a drip pan
Tissue is neater
A pan is greener

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A Kleenex at hand is a plan
Or else you could use a drip pan
Tissue is neater
A pan is greener
It all just cums down to the man

 

[pensivepoet]

The man looked up from down on his knees

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The man looked up from down on his knees
Her dripping pussy sure did please

 

[weespanner]

The man looked up from down on his knees
Her dripping pussy sure did please
He gave it a lick