Why would a woman be this cruel?

[nasty]

Ok. This is SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! Sorry bout that. Anyway, when I was in 6th grade I was going out with the best looking woman in the world,(at that age, you think that about EVERYONE!!!!) Anyhow, I was at a Dance,(on my Birthday,)and, a few songs after she said "Happy Birthday" to me, she dumped me. THEN, to make matters worse, she danced with the guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she liked me, but, dancing with the guy in front of me, no more than 30 sec. after we breakup. Sorry for the vent.

 

[registered "^^"]

It's their nature..........

 

[p_p_man]

Ok. This is SERIOUS!!!!!!!!! Sorry bout that. Anyway, when I was in 6th grade I was going out with the best looking woman in the world,(at that age, you think that about EVERYONE!!!!) Anyhow, I was at a Dance,(on my Birthday,)and, a few songs after she said "Happy Birthday" to me, she dumped me. THEN, to make matters worse, she danced with the guy RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she liked me, but, dancing with the guy in front of me, no more than 30 sec. after we breakup. Sorry for the vent.

You too huh!

 

[Lost Cause]

Get over it. I had a little heart throb in grade school named Barbara Dobson (see? it sticks!). She was my first attraction to the opposite sex before I had an idea what to do with them. All I new is I loved being with her, she was also my first kiss. In later years, we grew apart. She became a striking picture of womanhood, I became the wretched creature viewed today. I will always have a place in my heart and memory for that little Barbara. You can always search out the one that stepped on you, and say hello. It may mend those old feelings.

 

[nasty]

OH NO!!!!!!!

Does this mean I'm the younger equivlant of p.p.? I'm not sure I wanna look like him at his age.

 

[nasty]

Get over it.

I have. Just havn't quite forgotten.

 

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[p_p_man]

Re: OH NO!!!!!!!

Does this mean I'm the younger equivlant of p.p.? I'm not sure I wanna look like him at his age.

Nothing a good corset and a hernia truss won't put right...

oh...and a hair piece and a new set of dentures and a face lift and a...hell forget it.

I'm proud of my newly constructed body!

<<cough, cough, splutter...dribble, dribble>>

 

[nasty]

You forgot the hairpiece and Just For Men hair color.

 

[p_p_man]

You forgot the hairpiece and Just For Men hair color.

Copied from p_p_man's Post:

oh...and a hair piece and a new set of dentures and a face lift and a...hell forget it.

Sheesh!

 

[nasty]

NEVERMIND!!!!!!!! I'm SO DUMB!!!!!!!!

 

[Angelus]

You know guys.... women aren't really cruel. They are vindictive, nasty and sometimes downright evil but they are never cruel.

 

[nasty]

Well, I KNOW their not nasty, because, I'M nasty. PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Angelus]

Okay.... so they aren't nasty.

They are just vindictive and spiteful (sometimes) but never cruel. Women just hate being called cruel.

 

[Laurel]

Hey, you guys are no angels either. In 6th grade after much pleading, my parents finally let me get a training bra. The next day on the bus, Troy L. (last name withheld to protect the guilty)sat right next to me. I had such a crush on him! He smiled at me, and asked me, "Hey, if you had no feet, would you wear shoes?"

I was giddy! Troy L. was making conversation with me! Trying to sound smart, I sat up straight and answered, "Well, if I didn't have feet, I probably wouldn't need shoes!" What a great, well-reasoned answer, I thought.

"Then why do you wear a bra?"

The whole bus (or so it seemed) roared with laughter. I wanted my seat to open up and swallow me, but it didn't happen.

So don't even gimme any of your "women are cruel" stuff.

 

[nasty]

I think someone needs a hug.*Hugs Laurel*

 

[p_p_man]

No Laurel you got it wrong...

That's the way a young male proclaims his undying love for a female. By insulting her.

Don't ask me why.

I still cringe at what I said to a 13 year old when I was 14.

Sorry Wendy...

 

[Renegade]

Think all of you people need to see a shrink or something.

 

[Angelus]

Why, my shrink told me that I am making great progress.

 

[IA951]

You know guys.... women aren't really cruel. They are vindictive, nasty and sometimes downright evil but they are never cruel.

Never cruel?
what women have you been dealing with?
It would seem they live for that shit.
Relish the cruelty they inflict.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: No Laurel you got it wrong...

That's the way a young male proclaims his undying love for a female. By insulting her.

Who says it changes when they get older???

 

[YogiBare]

Hey folks, we're talking about 6th grade here. Last time I checked there were neither women nor men in the 6th grade.

 

[registered "^^"]

Wrong thread

Hey, you guys are no angels either. In 6th grade after much pleading, my parents finally let me get a training bra. The next day on the bus, Troy L. (last name withheld to protect the guilty)sat right next to me. I had such a crush on him! He smiled at me, and asked me, "Hey, if you had no feet, would you wear shoes?"

I was giddy! Troy L. was making conversation with me! Trying to sound smart, I sat up straight and answered, "Well, if I didn't have feet, I probably wouldn't need shoes!" What a great, well-reasoned answer, I thought.

"Then why do you wear a bra?"

The whole bus (or so it seemed) roared with laughter. I wanted my seat to open up and swallow me, but it didn't happen.

So don't even gimme any of your "women are cruel" stuff.

This one is about bitches......not bastards!