why won't my roommate leave?

[seXieleXie]

i think she knows i want to masturbate and is spiting me. that bitch.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Tell her you need some time to yourself ... and ask her if she would mind leaving for a while .. and the minute she walks out ... go for it , chica !

 

[RawHumor]

Being that this is Lit and all, I must inquire about why you need her to leave before you start?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Room mates are THE DEVIL!!!

 

[Saytur]

you can come over and take care of that...

 

[seXieleXie]

Being that this is Lit and all, I must inquire about why you need her to leave before you start?

i think that might freak her out juuuuuust a little

 

[seXieleXie]

you can come over and take care of that...

every time i look at your avatar i think that your finger is actually your dick, and therefore HUGE. just thought you should know.

 

[Uber Sparky]

What celebrity does you roomate resemble?

.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Poke her with a stick. That usually works with my roommates.

 

[seXieleXie]

Poke her with a stick. That usually works with my roommates.

but that would require going outside and actually getting a stick, and it's like -15 with the windchill.


maybe i'll take a shower.

 

[Saytur]

every time i look at your avatar i think that your finger is actually your dick, and therefore HUGE. just thought you should know.

Actually, my dicks bigger than either of my fingers... really

 

[seXieleXie]

Actually, my dicks bigger than either of my fingers... really

i'm sure it is, i'm just saying that in the picture your finger kinda looks like a big ol' cock

 

[Saytur]

I know babe... it's a "crappy web-cam" bonus

 

[Never]

every time i look at your avatar i think that your finger is actually your dick, and therefore HUGE. just thought you should know.

It's so good to know that I'm not the only one who saw that.

 

[RawHumor]

i'm sure it is, i'm just saying that in the picture your finger kinda looks like a big ol' cock

Ahhhh... I get it now! It's an illusion.

He's not a crab boy after all.

 

[DopeyAngel]

Lex is right saytur......that av is really very flattering......

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

i think she knows i want to masturbate and is spiting me. that bitch.

Invite her to help. Either you will offend her, and she will leave, thereby solving your problem, or she will stay, making things much more interesting.

No thanks necessary. Always willing to help.

 

[Touch1]

i think she knows i want to masturbate and is spiting me. that bitch.

Tell her what you are going to do. She has several choices

1. Stay and watch

2. Leave

3. Join in.

Looks like win, win to me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

i think that might freak her out juuuuuust a little

If she freaks out will she leave? I think I see a solution here...

 

[SensualMale]

i think she knows i want to masturbate and is spiting me. that bitch.

Well, just go to the bathroom where you can lock the door. Then go for it. You can go to the bathroom often you know. It's cold and all

 

[SensualMale]

Re: Re: why won't my roommate leave?

Well, just go to the bathroom where you can lock the door. Then go for it. You can go to the bathroom often you know. It's cold and all

There's only one problem with that tho' You can't make any noise when you go over the edge. Not even the one big "hhhhaaaaa" if you can manage that. Unless you have a band playing in the bathroom

But, it's better than nothing, isn't it?

 

[Wiggles]

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[SensualMale]

Tell her you need some time to yourself ... and ask her if she would mind leaving for a while .. and the minute she walks out ... go for it , chica !

Hmmm... listen to this polite one too

 

[Pyper]

Let her catch a glimpse of one of Minkey Boodle's AVs. Worked with my roommate.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Let her catch a glimpse of one of Minkey Boodle's AVs. Worked with my roommate.

I think she wants her to get out, not "move out and call the guys with those jackets where the sleeves tie together."