Why Nora is a BAD BAD Friend

[hogjack]

solar powered didn't quite work

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And found out the batteries were dead?

I heard Nora has several nuclear-powered, umm, penile-like devices that don't require batteries.

She had the solar-powered versions but, well, there wasn't a lot of direct sunlight available in some of the areas these devices were frequently utilized.

 

[Nora]

happy studying, Pagliacci!


ProofreadManx, that was the problem. The batteries *weren't* dead. Boy oh boy! You ain't never seen a dog dance like that before...

 

[Nora]

Re: solar powered didn't quite work

I heard Nora has several nuclear-powered, umm, penile-like devices that don't require batteries.

She had the solar-powered versions but, well, there wasn't a lot of direct sunlight available in some of the areas these devices were frequently utilized.

Hey you! No telling my secrets! Those nuclear ones are still top-secret, you know!!

 

[QuickDuck]

Why do i have the image of Nora-a-la-strap-on?

 

[Guest]

happy studying, Pagliacci!


ProofreadManx, that was the problem. The batteries *weren't* dead. Boy oh boy! You ain't never seen a dog dance like that before...

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ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Nora]

Why do i have the image of Nora-a-la-strap-on?

Ain't gonna happen.

 

[QuickDuck]

Ain't gonna happen.

thank goodness

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: solar powered didn't quite work

Hey you! No telling my secrets! Those nuclear ones are still top-secret, you know!!

Now I understand where they store the plutonium rods. Hot and hard.

 

[red_rose]

Ain't gonna happen.

Your lips say no, but your eyes say YES!

 

[Nora]

omg! Hogjack! hahahahhahahaahha!

You know, we could make a fortune if we corner the lead-lined condom market now...

Rosey...you just want me to lick you with my eyes again.

 

[QuickDuck]

Your lips say no, but your eyes say YES!

*shiver*

 

[red_rose]

Rosey...you just want me to lick you with my eyes again.

Roar, baby, ROAR! lol
I have adopted that line from Mistress and decided to keep it as my own.

 

[Nora]

Roar, baby, ROAR! lol
I have adopted that line from Mistress and decided to keep it as my own.

It's a keeper! I like it!

 

[cybergirly]

thank goodness

Sure you say that now.

 

[QuickDuck]

Sure you say that now.

exactly... now... but later

 

[Nora]

HEY YOU TWO! None of that!

 

[cybergirly]

HEY YOU TWO! None of that!

Spoil sport

 

[red_rose]

HEY YOU TWO! None of that!

If you'd just put on the strap-on, you could have been part of the fun!

 

[Nora]

If you'd just put on the strap-on, you could have been part of the fun!

D'oh!!!!! My bad!

 

[cybergirly]

If you'd just put on the strap-on, you could have been part of the fun!

That's what I was going for.

 

[red_rose]

That's what I was going for.

Great minds think alike.

 

[QuickDuck]

Great minds think alike.

where as i am just one big perv