Why Nora is a BAD BAD Friend

[Nora]

Nora, don't you worry. She is just jealous because you have ten good fingers and she has only nine.

Those pesky ironing boards! lol

 

[ShoreMan]

Garlic in mashed potatoes? I will have to try that. I will make them, though.

 

[red_rose]

I'm eating a late dinner of turkey medallions with gravy and mashed potatoes (at least, I *think* that's what those are!).

I wish Nora would come cook for me.

*sniffle*

I heart garlic mashed potatoes.

 

[Nora]

I will cook for you anytime, roseymuffin! Roasted garlic mashed potatoes are my faves!


Shoreman? it's the best! Seriously! just put a few cloves in the water while you boil the spuds. For added fun, throw a head of roasted garlic in when you mash 'em!

 

[Bluesboy2]

I'm eating a late dinner of turkey medallions with gravy and mashed potatoes (at least, I *think* that's what those are!).
I wish Nora would come cook for me.
*sniffle*
I heart garlic mashed potatoes.

Well come on down. Ill even let you do a little spanking. We can bond over Noras sore ass.

 

[red_rose]

Well come on down. Ill even let you do a little spanking. We can bond over Noras sore ass.

By the time I get there, the food will be *quite* cold. I'd also miss out on a good night's sleep.

We'll have to smack Nora around another night.

 

[hogjack]

The logo is clearly a steer

She can be bad.

I asked her where she got the Longhorn-logo chastity belt and Nora insisted the information is classified.

I find it hard to believe. What state secrets could be contained in a chastity belt?

 

[Nora]

hey now! there will be NO bonding over my sore butt! Rosey, you could make it, silly widget!

herro hogjack =) You'd be surprised what secrets I have under my lock and key!

 

[Guest]

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herro hogjack =) You'd be surprised what secrets I have under my lock and key!

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*Gasp*

Nora...

You don't have a...







penis there, do ya?

 

[hogjack]

Key

hey now! there will be NO bonding over my sore butt! Rosey, you could make it, silly widget!

herro hogjack =) You'd be surprised what secrets I have under my lock and key!

Today I spent two hours at ACE Hardware trying to have the key you sent to me duplicated.

The guy there was perplexed and hadn't seen a key like that in years. We were not successful so I let him keep it overnight to work on it some more. He also indicated he might need to contact you directly. He was quite interested in the whole tale so...

Hope you don't mind.

 

[Nora]

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*Gasp*

Nora...

You don't have a...







penis there, do ya?

Yes, but it's a loaner.

 

[Guest]

*Pshew...*


Don't scare me like that.

 

[Nora]

Re: Key

Today I spent two hours at ACE Hardware trying to have the key you sent to me duplicated.

The guy there was perplexed and hadn't seen a key like that in years. We were not successful so I let him keep it overnight to work on it some more. He also indicated he might need to contact you directly. He was quite interested in the whole tale so...

Hope you don't mind.

Gee, of course not! You know how I feel about guys who are handy with key-cutters! It's that painful, whirring sound that makes your ears bleed. I just LOVE that! (and that thing you sent me is in your mailbox)

 

[ShoreMan]

A penis?

Ok. That was not an image I wanted. Please tell me it isn't true.

 

[Nora]

*Pshew...*


Don't scare me like that.

LMAO! Sorry, sweetness. I promise, no permanent penis!

 

[Pagliacci]

This thread has me as lost as a virgin in a brothel.

 

[Guest]

LMAO! Sorry, sweetness. I promise, no permanent penis!

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You're teasing me again, aren't you?







I like that in you.

 

[hogjack]

"no permanent penis"

LMAO! Sorry, sweetness. I promise, no permanent penis!

Cool. I have a removable penis, too. So much more convenient I've always said.

Do you store yours at room temperature? I find the elasticity is not as good when I don't keep it in dry, hot conditions.

 

[Nora]

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You're teasing me again, aren't you?







I like that in you.

That's why I do it. =)



Welcome to the land of silliness, Pagliacci!

 

[hogjack]

brothel - best practice

This thread has me as lost as a virgin in a brothel.

Ordering ahead on the brothel's website or via the 800-line is always recommended for virgins.

 

[Purrde Flower]

Nora is so goofey! You gotta love it.. Eat it up.. Tie it up.. Lick it up... you get the idea!

 

[Nora]

Re: "no permanent penis"

Cool. I have a removable penis, too. So much more convenient I've always said.

Do you store yours at room temperature? I find the elasticity is not as good when I don't keep it in dry, hot conditions.

Actually, I find it uh..keeps it's shape better when I store it in the fridge. There was a terrible time once when the neighbor's dog got a hold of it...

 

[Pagliacci]

Welcome to the land of silliness, Pagliacci!

Thanks I need it.
Trust you and Eumenides to put a smile on my face.

Now back to the history books.
Catch you on the rebound

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: "no permanent penis"

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There was a terrible time once when the neighbor's dog got a hold of it...

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And found out the batteries were dead?

 

[Pagliacci]

Re: brothel - best practice

Ordering ahead on the brothel's website or via the 800-line is always recommended for virgins.

Blah,there's no challenge in doing it like that.