Where to have fantasy sex.

[TheLobster]

trying to work out how couples could safely have sex in zero g

Sounds like a great problem that you could build a startup around solving.

You could perhaps call it SpaceXXX.

 

[yowser]

Alright then, all you creative AHers. Let's describe some of the unusual places where your characters have had sex in your stories.

Sand dunes (with starry nighttime sky, a jacket underneath) - Going, Going, Gang
Kitchen countertop - An Infernal Folio
1966 VW microbus tricked-out with bondage apparatus - Barb Braves the Bondage Bus
Against a tree in a jungle forest in Papua New Guinea - Fellation Initiation
College quarters formerly inhabited by Isaac Newton - Frig Newton
University Library aisle (HQ range) - Elevator - Katrina Thompson, Trouble
Yacht - My First Penis
Jungle understory, Nilgiri Hills, India - Rakshasa Rutting
Camping tent - Super Thighs Me
Front seat of an early 911 Porsche - Too Good to be True
On stage in front of the kingdom's populace - Yearning Man: Quest for the Consort
Under a poker table - Suzanne's Supreme Night of Poker

 

[marriedchappy]

I remember something I watched on one of the discovery channels years and years ago where a scientist was trying to work out how couples could safely have sex in zero g for an eventual trip to Mars. I think velcro straps were involved.

Sounds like serious science! Or will humans evolve to have barbed penises like a fox?!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Does AuntCest in a public alley qualify?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

11. On the altar in a Catholic Church

 

[AchtungNight]

What about in specific vehicles? Planes, trains, submarines, spaceships… Come on, you know Kirk and Peter Quill brought girls into their ships and Han Solo probably did too. Mile High club!

 

[StillStunned]

What about in specific vehicles? Planes, trains, submarines, spaceships… Come on, you know Kirk and Peter Quill brought girls into their ships and Han Solo probably did too. Mile High club!

A space lab, somewhere between Jupiter and the Asteroid Belt: Not A Soul.

 

[MrPixel]

trains

Yes. But in an Amtrak bedroom. Vanilla.

Only caveat there is the walls are thin. We found out how thin when the young lady in the compartment next to ours refused to sit with us in the dining car at breakfast. (Amtrak dining protocol is all four seats at the table are to be occupied. The host decides who sits with whom. She re-seated herself the moment he turned around. We were amused.)

 

[Britva415]

A small handful of times in my life, I have experienced rain warm enough to fuck in.

The fantasy is to have occasion to do just that.

 

[StillStunned]

I would go with sex in the rain or better still, thunderstorm.

How about angry sex in a thunderstorm?

 

[cadeauxxx]

In a bed, on the stairs, anywhere, alright.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Hey, I'm five for ten! Not bad for a married guy.

 

[Britva415]

In a bed, on the stairs, anywhere, alright.

don't be guilty for your honesty, alright

 

[TarnishedPenny]

As the old saying goes, in whisky, it’s mellowness, in meat, it’s the tenderness and in a sports car, it”s just about impossible.

 

[MrPixel]

...in a sports car, it's just about impossible.

We had luck in an X-1/9. There was a certain gymnastic quality to some of the required moves.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

As the old saying goes, in whisky, it’s mellowness, in meat, it’s the tenderness and in a sports car, it”s just about impossible.

 

[glynndah]

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.

1. In the shower - make sure the floor isn't soapy or you can end up making a hole in the shower wall and your boyfriend has to explain to his parents what happened. Ask me how I know.

2. On the beach - biting insects and sand.

3. In a car - be careful if you are wearing stilettos. I was, in my boyfriend's dad's crew cab in the back seat, and my boyfriend had to explain the holes in the roof. His dad just looked at e and grinned every time he saw me after that. Lucky it was an oooold crew cab. Patches. Welding. Fixed

4. In a pool - where everyone pees - no thanks LOL

5. In the ocean - salt water is NOT a lubricant and theres a lot of sand in it.

6. On top of a pool table - giggles. While playing at the same time. It's challenging but fun.

7. At work - you can do all sorts of things on a desk.

8. In a sauna - sweat and massage oil is a wonderful combo

9. In a limo - only of you don't mind the driver watching

10. In a friend or family member’s home - even better in the middle of the night after his parents have gone to sleep. Biting his shoulder muffles the squeaks. LOL

But what about.....

11. On the altar in a Catholic Church

12. Outdoors while camping

13. On your mom and dad's bed.

14. On HIS mom and dad's bed. LOL.

15. Camping. In a tent. With his parents in the tent next to yours. (hint: tents are NOT soundproof. Wild cries of passion carry a considerable distance in the silence of the night. The next morning, everyone looks at you and grins. You are embarrassed.)

I could come up with a few more but a definite no no is a waterbed. When the going gets hard, you go airborne.......and whatever you do, take your stilettos of first, or the wet patch may be far bigger than you anticpate. We woke up in a warm bath. LOL.

Never on the altar in a Catholic church, but I do have "in a convent very near the Vatican" on my list.

 

[fma20fma]

A picture is like hundred words, and a video clip is like thousand words, and a video clip recommend is more than that.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I remember something I watched on one of the discovery channels years and years ago where a scientist was trying to work out how couples could safely have sex in zero g for an eventual trip to Mars. I think velcro straps were involved.

My characters did it this way:

"How does he...ooo, fuck yes, nnhh...always know? ...oh yes. Fuuuck!" Fleming's voice rose with a squeal of delight as Jonah pushed hard into her sweet cunt, pulling his own body taut on the grab straps to maximise his thrusting fuck into her. If he didn't use the straps, her delicious little body would tumble away in the low gee from the station's slow spin.

Fleming and Jonah were in what the Vonnegut's crew colloquially called the Fuck Lounge. Originally designed as the station's gym, the crew had over time found a better use for the benches, presses, and the weight pulley systems. One of the Elecs rigged a red lamp over the entry door, connected to an interlock, and generally privacy was respected.

 

[Jorunn]

The best fantasy locations have an element of taboo, in that the location is not totally safe, and there is at least a chance of discovery by others.

After hiking in the mountains up to a waterfall, lying on the rocks as the spray cools (only) one side of your body. Will more hikers arrive?

After watching the sunset from the ramparts of a ruined Irish castle, you start to have sex. Then you see a dim light. Could it be other sunset watchers, or spirits haunting the castle.

 

[iwannadobadthingswithyou]

The best place to have fantasy sex is in my mind.

 

[Trionyx]

I remember something I watched on one of the discovery channels years and years ago where a scientist was trying to work out how couples could safely have sex in zero g for an eventual trip to Mars. I think velcro straps were involved.

Maybe use exercise resistance bands (wide rubber bands) so if you drifted apart, they would snap you back together again. Now that I think of it, I wonder if they could be used here on earth.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Well, a friend of mine was dating the daughter of a exec in one of the big internationals and they went to a company office party and he was busy doing the deed with her on her dad's desk...

of course, it was inevitable that her dad walked in on them......

 

[lovecraft68]

In hell. Milton and Bosch gives plenty of plot bunnies