Where to have fantasy sex.

[MrPixel]

No motel rooms?

How about hotel staircases? - Yes.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

How about hotel staircases? - Yes.

I'm thinking about the scene in "A History of Violence".
Definitely make you rethink stair sex.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Agreed, but foreplay against a pool table has its points. "Try to distract the other person from making their shot" can be a fun game.

Ah yes, I've written that! Fondling a pool cue lovingly and sliding ones hand up and down it can be suggestive...

I've never actually had sex in a car - it's much less common both as fantasy and reality in a country where a Ford Fiesta is an average-size vehicle!

 

[MrPixel]

I've never actually had sex in a car - it's much less common both as fantasy and reality in a country where a Ford Fiesta is an average-size vehicle!

Referencing my first post - '66 VW Beetle. She nearly had an "oops!" on the shifter. We both still lived with parents, and the opportunities for where were quite limited.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Referencing my first post - '66 VW Beetle. She nearly had an "oops!" on the shifter. We both still lived with parents, and the opportunities for where were quite limited.

Let's just say that a gentleman and I gave it a go and decided that finding some deserted woodland was preferable. I've never been very flexible! My story 'Into the Woods' may have stolen a bit from reality.

 

[MrPixel]

I could come up with a few more but a definite no no is a waterbed.

Piker.

First marriage was 100% with a waterbed, and then my dating years in between, and the first few months with the second. I neglected keeping up with the cat's nail trims, and she put an end to the waterbed.

I seemed to not date women who wore tall heels, so that wasn't a risk.

 

[MrPixel]

Just elevators in general...

One of the running gags in a chaptered story I have, published and ongoing, is the classic old downtown hotel the lovers are restoring has notoriously slow elevators. It was finally decided not to upgrade them, because it was obviously a feature and not a bug, enjoyed by both owners and their guests.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

^^ Do you remember elevator operators? They had little fold to seat to sit on.

Most of the ones I saw were guys or frumpy old ladies, but imagine the possibilities with that seat at just the right height.

 

[Bamagan]

^^ Do you remember elevator operators? They had little fold to seat to sit on.

Most of the ones I saw were guys or frumpy old ladies, but imagine the possibilities with that seat at just the right height.

I'm now imagining a sex hotel where the elevator operators ask passengers, "Going up, going down, or going down?"

 

[NotWise]

Has anyone mentioned public restrooms?

I have one story that included three very short sex vignettes: on the stairs in an apartment building, in the back of a parked Mercedes, and in a (semi)public restroom. It's working name was "porno" but I didn't use that as the title for the story.

 

[LFM90]

From an article in the Huffington Post…

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.
1. In the shower
2. On the beach
3. In a car
4. In a pool
5. In the ocean
6. On top of a pool table
7. At work
8. In a sauna
9. In a limo
10. In a friend or family member’s home”

Pretty tame in my mind and surprisingly, no mile high sex. At least you can write about number seven in the annual ’On the Job’ challenge. And Nude Day contest will fit with a lot of them.

In a cute little cottage

 

[FrancesScott]

I would not fuck you in the sand
Not in the woods, just use you hand
I would not fuck you in the snow
With frostbite I could lose a toe
You may not lock me with a key
Or tie with rope, please let me be
I would not fuck you playing pool
8 ball-gags don’t look so cool
I would not fuck you at your aunt’s
In public I won’t drop my pants
I would not fuck you on a plane
Or in a car, or on a train
I will not take it up the ass
This anal phase had better pass
I will not dress like Minnie Mouse
Or build a dungeon in my house
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I do not like the way you smell
Quite frankly you can go to hell

 

[FrancesScott]

Please forgive me Theodor
For imitation, very poor
I cannot match your skill with rhyme
Mine are so awkward all the time
In fact I shouldn’t rhyme at all
As on my face I tend to fall
As a favor to mankind
I should quit while I’m behind

 

[filthytrancendence]

Okay, I have to try.

Fucks.
Sucks.
Fucks in trucks.
Sucks on schmucks.

Fucks and sucks in trucks on schmucks.
Trucks with schmucks who fucks and sucks.
Schmucks who fuck in trucks that suck

Chicks with dicks cum.
Chicks with cocks cum.
Chicks with dicks and cocks and glocks cum.

Look, sir, Look, sir, Mr. Schmuck, sir
Let's suck chicks with dicks and cocks, sir.
Let's suck chicks with cocks and glocks, sir.

First, I'll make a girl cock glock stack.
Then, I'll make a girl dick cock stack.

Edit: I'm an idiot. And maybe I fixed it before anyone saw this massive missed opportunity.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I'm tempted to have a go at 'Oh, the People You'll Blow' or 'If I Ran the Brothel' but once I get started they may end up too epic to fit into a single Lit thread and would take up at least the rest of my day.

 

[SimonDoom]

Space would be cool. Zero gravity.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Space would be cool. Zero gravity.

But it could get a little messy.

 

[StillStunned]

But it could get a little messy.

But so many bad jokes!

"How was the sex? Did she make you see stars?"
"Yes, she angled me towards the porthole so I could see the Milky Way."

 

[iwatchus]

But so many bad jokes!

"How was the sex? Did she make you see stars?"
"Yes, she angled me towards the porthole so I could see the Milky Way."

Great physical sex could really leave you breathless.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

But it could get a little messy.

All the astronauts on the International Space Station have refused to answer the question as to whether it's possible to have sex in zero-G - but the expression on their faces implies some at least have tried.

You've got half a dozen highly intelligent, fit and motivated humans in a confined space for months at a time, with limited entertainment. They have to be having sex, right?

 

[awired50]

From an article in the Huffington Post…

“The sexual wellness company Lovehoney surveyed 2,000 U.S. adults about the places they fantasize about having sex, and these were the most dreamt-about locations.
1. In the shower
2. On the beach
3. In a car
4. In a pool
5. In the ocean
6. On top of a pool table
7. At work
8. In a sauna
9. In a limo
10. In a friend or family member’s home”

Pretty tame in my mind and surprisingly, no mile high sex. At least you can write about number seven in the annual ’On the Job’ challenge. And Nude Day contest will fit with a lot of them.

1. In the shower X
2. On the beach
3. In a car X
4. In a pool X
5. In the ocean
6. On top of a pool table
7. At work X
8. In a sauna X
9. In a limo
10. In a friend or family member’s home” X

 

[TheLobster]

They have to be having sex, right?

The Hundred Mile-High Club is elusive, but common sense would dictate that it definitely exists.

 

[TheRedChamber]

The Hundred Mile-High Club is elusive, but common sense would dictate that it definitely exists.

How much privacy do astronauts on the ISS have, both in terms of ground control and their crewmates? Genuine question.

"What is Bond doing up there?"
"I think he's.attempting re-entry, Sir."

My second favourite double-entendre of all time.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

How much privacy do astronauts on the ISS have, both in terms of ground control and their crewmates? Genuine question.

"What is Bond doing up there?"
"I think he's.attempting re-entry, Sir."

My second favourite double-entendre of all time.

I believe there's three rooms, the control room/lab, a gym/social space, and a sleeping area/quiet space. And only the first one is likely to be put on camera.

Plus a closet for dealing with your toilet functions.

So if four people are working or in the gym, then you'd have privacy in a bunk.

Don't quote me on the details - I was listening to a scientific lecture!

 

[NuclearFairy]

I remember something I watched on one of the discovery channels years and years ago where a scientist was trying to work out how couples could safely have sex in zero g for an eventual trip to Mars. I think velcro straps were involved.