Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2005
- Posts
- 21,358
I'm in a great mood
How great is your mood? Is it just-got-fucked-in-the-ass great?
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I'm in a great mood
Impressed with assfuckedBrenda's profile name. Clear, concise.
Someone shamed her for it in the PG.
I told her don’t listen. I like it.
I’ve been in the PG too long. It seems fun at the time, but I always end up sad.
I miss you guys.
I’m feeling proud at the breadth of my fuckedupedness in such a short time.
So far this week I’ve locked my keys, phone and wallet in the car, plowed through a huge pothole and blown out a tire, smashed a piece of artwork into a million pieces, forgot to do something major at work and failed to read a calendar correctly, costing me some $$$.
Remember, kids, you can do any idiotic thing you set your mind to!
That's an impressive week, and still days left to improve your record!
(I hope the rest of the week is kinder to you. )
Yes! Thank you. I’m not done yet, by god. My idiocy ceiling is high and I have days to soar, little bird!
(Oh, the dog peed in my bed too, which isn’t exactly MY idiocy, unless you count having dogs in your bed as “dumb,” or buying them six IPAs at the local brewery just before bed as “not smart.” Whatevs. Otherwise it’s just a nice warm up act (hah! “warm up”!) for more and better idiocy.
You're truly an inspiration, my friend!
So far the only things I've accomplished this week are eating almost half a chocolate egg (solid block, none of those hollow ones, they're for wimps), rating baseball mascots and taking a selfie.
Mood: A-ok!
I want to know about the baseball mascots. Definitely. Is this U.S. teams? Cause I gotta go with minor league teams like the El Paso Chihuahuas, the Traverse City Beach Bums, the Montgomery Biscuits and the Albuquerque Isotopes.
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