What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[BongoGal]

"The pleasure in mind is more than enough."

 

[ashesatwork]

wellllll


i did get called the best boss ever... maybe not so sexy but damn it i apperciated it

 

[Misshotndeep]

I appreciate you being my friend. May not be sexy but it beats a "go fuck yourself". I get that last one a lot.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I like it when you tell me what to do...

 

[Trekka]

I like it when you tell me what to do...

Who doesn't?!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Who doesn't?!

*Strokes your hair softly and whispers* good girl

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everything he said was sexy...

Especially when he got to "good girl"

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

“There's this dirty juxtaposition of wanting to keep you as a little pet...and wanting to violate you in wondrous ways”

 

[Plane_Guy]

That I made her toes curl a bit...

 

[Azuldrgon]

That I make her smile.....more romantic than sexy, but I melted when she said it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Me: *sends naked selfie*
Him: Get on my cock now!

 

[Paul_Chance]

It was a simple one today - took time at lunch for a quick run, came back into the complex and ran into one of my neighbors. We exchanged hello's and she gave a fake wolf whistle and she said "looking tasty today". (We do a lot of innocent flirting in passage based on my having been sexually harassed by a gaggle of old Chinese women years ago that she witnessed.)

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"You sound so fucking sexy when you cum."

 

[OldUncleJack]

You look great for 62!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

You look great for 62!

Hell, you look great for 32!!

 

[OldUncleJack]

Hell, you look great for 32!!

Awww..you flatter me!

 

[bunny4med]

My girlfriend call me and said "I can't wait to get home to you. I'm tired, but my vagina isn't.

 

[LizVegas79]

My girlfriend call me and said "I can't wait to get home to you. I'm tired, but my vagina isn't.

(I need to get a phone call like that! )

That he has to eat lunch at his desk today because I caused a big stain on his pants at work this morning!

 

[bunny4med]

(I need to get a phone call like that! )

That he has to eat lunch at his desk today because I caused a big stain on his pants at work this morning!

OOO! The Doctor makes house calls.

 

[Karabare]

Not verbal but during a slow down in traffic on the way home tonight a swarthy guy with a flashy watch, aviators and driving a white Charger made the shooter finger at me and smiled. Me, driving my Subaru, resting bitch face firmly in place. Made me laugh at him though.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'Yes, my Goddess, how can I serve you? Btw, I have never been so turned on.'

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was drinking tequila yesterday...

" Hungover sex is great"

-- hungover sex? Lmao

"Go ahead a laugh your ass off now. Later, I shall play with it."

 

[Trekka]

"You're my artwork."

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"You're a cunt."

Was she joking?

 

[islandjoe2]

I know you didn't ask, but I gave you extra pickles because you're nice.