What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[BongoGal]

Sometime after midnight I heard, "I thought you might make me come in my pants."

I should have.

 

[SizzlingSuccubus]

"Don't look at me like that in public"

 

[BadAmy]

I like your red panties.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'll start the weed whacking on Monday

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

'Look here, sexy bitch... the only sounds I want to hear from your pretty mouth are cries of orgasmic bliss, got it?'

/hard swoon

Honey, Does that person have a brother???

The best sexy comment I've had in the past 24 hours came from a stranger at a concert last night.

"Baby, I'd love to smack that ass of yours....and then...UMMM"


...and then what? LOL

 

[barefootgirl69]

Three messages in a row from and old friend
Oh my god
You're fucking amazing
Wow

Apparently, he read a story I wrote for him a long time ago.

 

[iamincognito45]

Sexiest???

An offer to join someone for coffee...

If you knew, you would understand...

*sigh*

 

[pocketpixie28]

"Hey momma, you're my most favorite person ever"

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am an old dude who lives by himself with an old cat....who the fuck is going to say anything sexy to me?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Honey, Does that person have a brother???

Ha ha ha

Yes, he does!

I am an old dude who lives by himself with an old cat....who the fuck is going to say anything sexy to me?

Well that attitude isn't doing you any favors.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'Mine isn't that curly... nor quite so thin.'

Sexy and made me laugh.

 

[Mindfondler]

Several of Tinglebliss's lady friends think that I'm cute, apparently.

I'm not sure how to take that. Is it a good thing? Should I get myself a t-shirt printed with "I am cute" on it?
.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

That i was the first thing on his mind when he woke up.

 

[beachbaby179]

Several of Tinglebliss's lady friends think that I'm cute, apparently.

I'm not sure how to take that. Is it a good thing? Should I get myself a t-shirt printed with "I am cute" on it?
.

Hee hee. First thing I thought of...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This one was good:

'I'm past wanting to be slow and tender tonight. I want to fuck you hard, spanking that amazing ass, pulling your hair, leaning down and asking you a whispered question,

"Who's dirty little whore are you?"

And needing the answer... '


That was the beginning, anyway.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

This one was good:

'I'm past wanting to be slow and tender tonight. I want to fuck you hard, spanking that amazing ass, pulling your hair, leaning down and asking you a whispered question,

"Who's dirty little whore are you?"

And needing the answer... '


That was the beginning, anyway.

Waits patiently for middle and end!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Waits patiently for middle and end!

Sits on the bench and waits too

 

[Mindfondler]

Hee hee. First thing I thought of...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

I'm going to take that as a "no" to the t-shirt.
.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

"good gravy!#####

 

[tinglebliss]

Someone today said I had a nice bum!

 

[lacandy]

"chicken wings and slaw" --- sweet talker


And husband actually said that you can tell that I've lost weight...that's about as sexy as it gets in my house. (You can see why the other one is sooo sexy )

 

[Mindfondler]

Someone today said I had a nice bum!

It wasn't me, either!

(Although Tinglebliss does have a rather lovely bum, as I regularly point out)
.

 

[Crownvic]

I told her how beautiful she is..

 

[hairball18]

I would love to give you a blowjob.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I would love to give you a blowjob.

That's hot!

I think for me, it was "From the first day I saw you, I knew you were the one for me"