What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Wild_Honey_66]

Waits patiently for middle and end!

Sits on the bench and waits too

What? I'm supposed to give it to you all in one night?

I was thinking of maybe a weekly installation type thing.

'Stay tuned til next time, when Honey says,

"I'm yours, Bob. (Not his real name)"'

 

[curvyangel1969]

You look hot ....

True story. I was hot! It was. 81°f and I was wearing jeans and a 3/4 length sleeve shirt.

 

[Jada59]

I had a woman wink and say "hi" to me. Now I'm not into women so perhaps she mistook me for someone else.

Also saw a young guy who works at Costco who has a crush on me. My mom and daughter didn't believe me. Thought I made it up.

Daughter went in with me last week and gave me a dirty look when she realized that I wasn't joking.

Today, we encountered each other twice. First on the way in and then on the way out. Both of them were giving me a hard time about it and my mom told me to stop flirting with people. Ha!

Haters! The Costco guy didn't really say anything sexy. It's just cute how he fawns all over me.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm going to take that as a "no" to the t-shirt.
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She's not saying, it's a no to the t-shirt. She's saying, "Place a picture of Rudolf (with antlers) on it and below 'I'm cute,' write, ...and horny!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You look hot ....

True story. I was hot! It was. 81°f and I was wearing jeans and a 3/4 length sleeve shirt.

That's hot!

 

[Mindfondler]

She's not saying, it's a no to the t-shirt. She's saying, "Place a picture of Rudolf (with antlers) on it and below 'I'm cute,' write, ...and horny!

I hadn't thought of it that way! Your suggestion is a work of reconstructive genius. I hereby appoint you as my official t-shirt designer.
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[Beachgirl22]

"Come on give me a blow job. You know you want to. "

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So I sent Panda a pic of my arse in purple satin knickers with lace trim...

Me:
How does that grab ya?

Him:
It grabs me.
It strips me.
It takes me to bed.

 

[pocketpixie28]

I need you forever.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What? I'm supposed to give it to you all in one night?

I was thinking of maybe a weekly installation type thing.

'Stay tuned til next time, when Honey says,

"I'm yours, Bob. (Not his real name)"'

Wait! Is Bob code for battery operated buddy? Waits for the next weekly installment for clarification.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wait! Is Bob code for battery operated buddy? Waits for the next weekly installment for clarification.

Ha ha! No, no it's not. That would be B.O.B.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wait! Is Bob code for battery operated buddy? Waits for the next weekly installment for clarification.

I thought Bob's your uncle, or is that only a British thing...

Waits for clarification.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"good gravy!#####

that must have been some yummy gravy!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I can't remember the exact wording but it was something to the effect of "my filthy little whore"...? Something close to that...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I thought Bob's your uncle, or is that only a British thing...

Waits for clarification.

Well, technically he's my first cousin once removed, but I call him Uncle Bob.

 

[lacandy]

Leave your screen door unlocked

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

how sexy I looked with my head shaved

 

[Karabare]

how sexy I looked with my head shaved

That is sexy.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

That is sexy.

why thank you!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"You are my pleasure."

 

[Speshul91]

My ass looks hot in panties

 

[SassySheDevil]

That he hated that I am so insecure because I'm beautiful and I should know that after talking for like 10 years and living 2 towns away, if he wasn't so afraid of what he'd do to me, he'd have met me a long time ago.

Probably more sweet.. But since he's a sexy firefighter. It's always sexy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Do you like a dirty Daddy?"

Uh huh... like you have to ask....

 

[JennyNo1]

"Wanna play doctor?"

 

[Taegul]

"162 PMs within 20 minutes. You're a damn stalker and I'm putting you on ignore. Goodbye!"

I love it when they play hard to get...