What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Matt_Next_Door]

OMG....the dogs thought I was being murdered..

 

[newbiebabe]

No returns, no exchanges.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

So many compliments on my haircut

 

[emsway]

Today this question has me thinking hard.

 

[voyboyEC72]

It wasn't so much what he said but how he said it. Went to the Dr. today. Haven't been to her for some time. Somehow I had forgotten that her assistant has a thing for me and apparently my wardrobe. He was disappointed that I didn't have a cat shirt on. I should say that I don't normally wear cat shirts but after I had my thyroid removed, I had a rather obvious scar. Didn't bother me but it did bother some people who wrongly assumed I had been slashed by an assailant or some such thing. So I took to wearing men's T Shirts because they have a higher neckline and they covered the scar.

The scar is still there but not nearly as obvious so I resumed wearing my usual tops/blouses which for warm weather are usually flowy and gauzy and sometimes sheer and low cut. Funny thing, is that he remembered all of the cat shirts I'd worn last year. I will have to remember to wear one next time I go in. I did keep a few.

Anyway... Quick appointment with the Dr. and I proceeded to leave. But he was waiting for me, just around the corner to where the exit door was. He gazed deeply into my eyes with his deep blue eyes, gave me a super sexy smile, then told me to enjoy the rest of my night and to have a REALLY good weekend.

Damn, skippy! He's much younger than me and smoking hot! Has that kind of beard that's just barely there, plump, kissable looking lips, thick dark hair and blue eyes and the kind of build that makes me want to hug him! Last year he asked me where I lived and he said that he lives very near but behind me on another street. I just wanted to take him home with me and fix him a nice dinner or something. Yeah. Or something. Need to find some new reason to go to the Dr. Hehehe.

If you don't have a business card that you could hand to him, you could write your name and contact information on a piece of paper and hand it to him. He's interested, but maybe he needs to know that you are also interested.

 

[cliteatingman]

That my pussy is sacred ground...

Nice. Was it someone with personal experience of said pussy?

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"The thought of screwing sounds a hell of a lot better than watching Game of Thrones."

Y'all!! *swoon*

 

[iamincognito45]

Good morning........(I guess you had to be there.)

This was not about me...

But the sentiment is the same...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I'd rather discuss this whilst buried inside you.'

You and me both, buddy.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

"You do seem like the kind of girl with sexy armpits..."





More funny than sexy...but true it true!

 

[BadAmy]

Shhhh.

 

[BongoGal]

It was yesterday when a fwb emailed me and wrote, "I am horny as hell, and I am going to take my frustrations out on you tomorrow."

 

[SMNaughtywife]

That I’m a little dangerous. Perhaps I should have that definition expanded a wee bit.

 

[rbijon]

Getting 18 text messages from her in 10 minutes

 

[Animaul]

People don’t tell me sexy things.

You've got sensual eyes and lips. BAM! Done!

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"I have fought the urge so many times to get on the forums and claim what my heart still screams is mine but I know I cannot hold you back... "

 

[funluvinaj]

“you've been wonderful. today has been fun and hot. saturday was fun and hot. you tickle me”

 

[just4friends]

She thanked me!
Swooooon

 

[Sienna]

"Your ass looks fucking gorgeous in those slacks." Well, at least my clients might appreciate them

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'You would look a million times more awesomerrrrr'

 

[LucianaGrace]

It was last night...

‘You didn’t wear those heals to spend the night vertically upright’.

Touché, random pub guy. Pity your delivery came across as more creepy than sexy.

 

[Taegul]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

"..using the word attractive to describe you is a lie in itself because you are so much more than that. You have a way about you that just draws me to you."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He said, 'Please.'

 

[Echo5Mike]

Leave the money on the bedside table....