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It wasn't so much what he said but how he said it. Went to the Dr. today. Haven't been to her for some time. Somehow I had forgotten that her assistant has a thing for me and apparently my wardrobe. He was disappointed that I didn't have a cat shirt on. I should say that I don't normally wear cat shirts but after I had my thyroid removed, I had a rather obvious scar. Didn't bother me but it did bother some people who wrongly assumed I had been slashed by an assailant or some such thing. So I took to wearing men's T Shirts because they have a higher neckline and they covered the scar.

The scar is still there but not nearly as obvious so I resumed wearing my usual tops/blouses which for warm weather are usually flowy and gauzy and sometimes sheer and low cut. Funny thing, is that he remembered all of the cat shirts I'd worn last year. I will have to remember to wear one next time I go in. I did keep a few.

Anyway... Quick appointment with the Dr. and I proceeded to leave. But he was waiting for me, just around the corner to where the exit door was. He gazed deeply into my eyes with his deep blue eyes, gave me a super sexy smile, then told me to enjoy the rest of my night and to have a REALLY good weekend.

Damn, skippy! He's much younger than me and smoking hot! Has that kind of beard that's just barely there, plump, kissable looking lips, thick dark hair and blue eyes and the kind of build that makes me want to hug him! Last year he asked me where I lived and he said that he lives very near but behind me on another street. I just wanted to take him home with me and fix him a nice dinner or something. Yeah. Or something. Need to find some new reason to go to the Dr. Hehehe.
 
Jada59 said:
It wasn't so much what he said but how he said it. Went to the Dr. today. Haven't been to her for some time. Somehow I had forgotten that her assistant has a thing for me and apparently my wardrobe. He was disappointed that I didn't have a cat shirt on. I should say that I don't normally wear cat shirts but after I had my thyroid removed, I had a rather obvious scar. Didn't bother me but it did bother some people who wrongly assumed I had been slashed by an assailant or some such thing. So I took to wearing men's T Shirts because they have a higher neckline and they covered the scar.

The scar is still there but not nearly as obvious so I resumed wearing my usual tops/blouses which for warm weather are usually flowy and gauzy and sometimes sheer and low cut. Funny thing, is that he remembered all of the cat shirts I'd worn last year. I will have to remember to wear one next time I go in. I did keep a few.

Anyway... Quick appointment with the Dr. and I proceeded to leave. But he was waiting for me, just around the corner to where the exit door was. He gazed deeply into my eyes with his deep blue eyes, gave me a super sexy smile, then told me to enjoy the rest of my night and to have a REALLY good weekend.

Damn, skippy! He's much younger than me and smoking hot! Has that kind of beard that's just barely there, plump, kissable looking lips, thick dark hair and blue eyes and the kind of build that makes me want to hug him! Last year he asked me where I lived and he said that he lives very near but behind me on another street. I just wanted to take him home with me and fix him a nice dinner or something. Yeah. Or something. Need to find some new reason to go to the Dr. Hehehe.
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Cute story...I love it...:heart::)
 
islandjoe2 said:
I know you didn't ask, but I gave you extra pickles because you're nice.
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That's cute! I went out to eat with my mom a few weeks ago. There was an older man sitting next to us. I was intrigued by his good looking sandwich so asked him about it. He showed me what it was on the menu and we continued having this conversation about how good it was going to be.

When I got it, he said, "Did you get a pickle?"

I did and it was a good one too. But he got *no* pickle. So I flagged the waitress down and told her to give him two pickles.

This annoyed my mom no end. Asked me if I was going to bring the man home with me. Hehehe.
 
When talking about the storms, trees down, and how long it took for me to get home yesterday... the girl who is the receptionist in the office next to mine said: "Jeez, you should have just waited it out and hung out with me at my apartment til the roads were cleared."

Awww that's so sweet... Wait?! What?! 🤔
 
steelyblue73 said:
When talking about the storms, trees down, and how long it took for me to get home yesterday... the girl who is the receptionist in the office next to mine said: "Jeez, you should have just waited it out and hung out with me at my apartment til the roads were cleared."

Awww that's so sweet... Wait?! What?! 🤔
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lol....lost opportunity? lol
 
I got a poem!!!

"Would you fuck me in your bed...would you fuck me on your head....would you fuck with one or two or would you fuck me till I'm blue would you fuck the fuck we fuck or would you ride me jerk and buck...would you fuck me would you please fuck me good pretty please"​
 
"I deposited directly in the toilet"

Well you kinda had to be there I guess, but it made me laugh and that's sexy. :cattail:
 
Well this made my day....

""The scene in your story when he's on the phone and she is sucking his cock? Fuuhhhccckkk. I'll be thinking about that for WEEKS.""
 
Some rando at my kids school saying to me "Same time tomorrow then?" as we were getting back in our cars.

It was kinda cute.

He was kinda cute.
 
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