What's something you've always wanted to ask the opposite gender?

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How can you equate a menstrual cramp to a kick in the balls when, clearly, you're still standing?
 
My next door neighbor (perverted boy that he was) once told me, 'A hole is a hole.'

At the time, he was referencing girls, but I'd like to expand the question to include holes of all genders. And mouths, too. If it was dark and you couldn't see who the hole - or mouth - belonged to, would it matter? How much?
 
My next door neighbor (perverted boy that he was) once told me, 'A hole is a hole.'

At the time, he was referencing girls, but I'd like to expand the question to include holes of all genders. And mouths, too. If it was dark and you couldn't see who the hole - or mouth - belonged to, would it matter? How much?

Usually, when I encounter a hole in the dark, it indicates a problem of some sort. And since I don't walk around with a tool chest, sometimes my penis is the only way of solving the problem. Gotta put something in that hole. I don't stop to ask the hole's gender. There's work that needs doing and possibly lives to be saved. Ask my dick, and he'll tell you. He's the real hero.
 
My next door neighbor (perverted boy that he was) once told me, 'A hole is a hole.'

At the time, he was referencing girls, but I'd like to expand the question to include holes of all genders. And mouths, too. If it was dark and you couldn't see who the hole - or mouth - belonged to, would it matter? How much?

I once had a multi-hour conversation that revealed around "a butt's a butt" with an entire table of friends.

Yes there was a lot of beer, wine, and tequila involved in that night.
 
Here's a question for the opposite gender, related to a short story I am plotting:

If there existed a perfume that (magically) forced all men to notice and pay attention to you, would you wear it?

Cheers!
 
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