What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[BenDover4]

A bottle of ketchup ??

 

[Taegul]

https://pornopics.co/photos/images/tan-lines-559545.jpg

"Don't worry honey, it's just the UPS guy. It's not like he hasn't already seen everything before. Why do you think we get free delivery on everything?"

 

[zydrate]

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“You can look, but you can’t touch. This is mine. All mine”

"I hope he doesn't notice I have the knock-off version of Louboutin heels..."

 

[Taegul]

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"Hey there cowboy, see anything you'd like to lasso?"

 

[zydrate]

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"Hey there cowboy, see anything you'd like to lasso?"

"Hey look at me, I've never been on a horse...but I do know now to ride"

 

[Taegul]

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"The good news is that after hours of very thorough examination, Dr. Liz's office has given me a clean bill of health. The even better news is she wants me to come back for weekly check-ups with her entire staff. The customer service there is quite remarkable. Maybe you should change primary care physicians, sweetheart. They seem very accommodating."

 

[jaF0]

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' Ohh, what is that over there? Is that cheesecake? I want some, but it'll take me forever to wiggle over there in this. And that corset stay is digging into my ribs .... '

 

[LizVegas79]

A bottle of ketchup ??

OMG! LMFAO!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Awww, did you two see a pretty girl on your walk along the beach? Poor things.
I promise I'll help you both forget aaaaallllll about her."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/12d7bde12e852b3098948a4fbc38a981/tumblr_pnnzyfxb8k1xsqhnbo1_540.jpg

"Be honest. How long do you think you'd actually be able to last?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Gosh, it's pouring on this side of the cave. I hope it's still warm and sunny back the way we came."

 

[Taegul]

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"If you're the captain of the ship, can I be your first mate? I'm a big help on deck, but even bigger help below."

 

[Sanadack]

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"It's OK, I'm your cousin, not your sister, we're supposed to practice on one another!!!"

 

[DarkSimian]

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"Another intern tries out for Dr. Liz's summer referral program"

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/20/300/20856992.jpg
You have your March Madness. We have munch madness.

 

[StrangerDuJour]

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Eight seconds? Of course I can ride him for eight seconds.

 

[StrangerDuJour]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/12d7bde12e852b3098948a4fbc38a981/tumblr_pnnzyfxb8k1xsqhnbo1_540.jpg

I see. You and your wife give up sex for Lent. Well, I'm not your wife and it's been about three weeks ..."

 

[BenDover4]

In all honesty no, I don't know what is is
but I'm pretty sure I can find something to do with it...

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

http://publicupskirt.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/pokies-in-white-1.jpg



"Do you have a fitting room?"

"Ma'am this is a grocery store, but we have a break room"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Another intern tries out for Dr. Liz's summer referral program"

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"This ... this is why I usually I only date black guys."

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2012/12/19/300/1149400.jpg
Help! I'm being held in a basement somewhere in Vegas.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2012/12/19/300/1149400.jpg
Help! I'm being held in a basement somewhere in Vegas.

rolleyes: - be careful what you wish for Bunny )


"Is that one of those ... one of those ... sybian thingys?"

 

[Intrigued42]

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"Do you have a fitting room?"

"Ma'am this is a grocery store, but we have a break room"

"This ... this is why I usually I only date black guys."

"Oh! The places you'll go!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I see you've done a wonderful job training your husband, Liz."

 

[Taegul]

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"Taegul! You only gave me three orgasms last night!"