What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[BenDover4]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/picketfences-gameboy-underwear-laurenholly-justinshenkarow-13317506275.gif

As your babysitter, I've got some options for you tonight...

Some chocolate cake, a new Game Boy cartridge, or...

 

[SophieUK]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/86856/bdsmlr-86856-L6WJWFjTcw.gif

(Woman entering the room)
“Hey honey, have you seen the nanny?”

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/JX27C6l.jpg?1

"I say it's time to celebrate. I bet your father has already been arrested
because of that anonymous tip the police got. So that means this car,
his house and that giant house down in Mexico are all ours now!"

 

[bunny4med]

https://i.imgur.com/JX27C6l.jpg?1

What else can I do to get you to buy this car today?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/JX27C6l.jpg?1

"Sweetie ... if you want me to buy this car today, all you have to do is ask.
And, well, maaaay-be do one or two other things to me, I mean, for me."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0a67ed480ec5b6d97648cd7dbdba2e9a/tumblr_pe9m2hui5p1wxb26oo1_1280.jpg

"A glass of sangria? Why, yes. Thank you that sounds lovely darling."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/144265/bdsmlr-144265-jyR4912KGk.jpg

"Oh, hello husband's new friend from work. Nice to meet you."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/154354/bdsmlr-154354-7RIbyPcav1.png

"No way. I did not get a fresh mani/pedi and get all dressed up
and come all the way out here just to go hiking with you!"

 

[jaF0]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2018/12/139028/bdsmlr-139028-sIGmeFwled.jpeg

(Out loud) .. "Your chair Monsieur?"

(To herself) .. "He does not know about ze 'andcuffs behind ze chair ... Yet."

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/uhelhhP.jpg

"Wait, I think someone's coming, look over there"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/uhelhhP.jpg

"The only way I'll know that you really like me is if you can hit the wall from here.
Ready? .... aim .... FIRE!!!"

 

[SophieUK]

https://i.imgur.com/uhelhhP.jpg

(Giggling nervously)
“This is honestly the weirdest driving lesson I’ve had...
So let me get this straight, when you signal with your left hand, I move up a gear with the gear shift, right?”

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2018/12/139028/bdsmlr-139028-sIGmeFwled.jpeg

"Don't be scared, silly. Come have a seat. We need to talk
about where we are in our relationship and, well, some new ideas
I have for keeping it a little more interesting and fun."

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/BAEW46H.jpg

"Ha, ha! I can't, I can't. All I keep hearing after watching you peg John with it last night is: not so deep, not so deep. Such a pussy"

 

[jaF0]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ee/74/05/ee7405e7ad5d5a382b2f86d3364d5936.jpg

'Really? You've never tried that? You're kidding. It's really, really fun. OK, want me to show you?'

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/BAEW46H.jpg

"So this was my husband last night after your husband came in my pussy and he was waving
his cum-soaked happy guy in my husband's face: "AHH! Does this make me gay if I clean off his cock
for him Annie?" He was so funny. But he finally did it. It was actually pretty hot."

 

[JerseyJade]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ee/74/05/ee7405e7ad5d5a382b2f86d3364d5936.jpg

"Seriously? So what you're saying is, I suck on it instead of blowing on it?
Then why do they call it a blowjob? This is so confusing."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ee/74/05/ee7405e7ad5d5a382b2f86d3364d5936.jpg

"In Sweden all the girls celebrate with all the boys when the Springtime comes.
Would you like to make the celebrations with me?"

 

[Deacon_Voss]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ee/74/05/ee7405e7ad5d5a382b2f86d3364d5936.jpg

That doesn't look like the last Swiss roll I had, but you say it has cream inside?

 

[MattWolf]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ee/74/05/ee7405e7ad5d5a382b2f86d3364d5936.jpg

'Really? You've never tried that? You're kidding. It's really, really fun. OK, want me to show you?'

What do you mean you don't understand? OK, I'll explain the difference between algebraic and transcendental numbers to you dumb boys one more time. This time try and listen.

 

[LizVegas79]

What do you mean you don't understand? OK, I'll explain the difference between algebraic
and transcendental numbers to you dumb fucks one more time. This time try and listen.

LMAO!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/fc/66/6afc662154380ca496fff160e980542d.jpg

"You are a pathetic, little man, aren't you? Is that what you call hard?
I don't even know why I bother to come over here and be nice to you.
The Uber driver begged me to let him cum all over my tootsies. I should have let him
and made you lick all his gooey love lava off them because that's all you're good for
cleaning my shoes and my feet with your tongue you fucking pervert. Now where's my money?"

 

[SophieUK]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/401874/bdsmlr-401874-prtsA6NECt.jpg

“You can look, but you can’t touch. This is mine. All mine”

 

[jaF0]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/528037d76396de0b3215f9d5cd9cb763/tumblr_npzxptGpyx1tstc5io1_500.jpg

'Creep. I wonder if he likes the view. Oh wait, yeah, I guess he does .... eeeww.'

 

[Sanadack]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/401874/bdsmlr-401874-prtsA6NECt.jpg

"That's right, I'm his now. He spread me wide open and filled me full of his hot cream. I've saved it all for you. Now I'm going to roll over and you're going to lick me clean. Then we're going to do it again, while you watch, and you're going lick Round #2 off both of us."