What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[jaF0]

Not gonna do the quote thing, but I'd sure like to know where girls like #43 live.

 

[AbsintheFather]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2b5d86c0d646297303f55e02bdba62d0/tumblr_ocvcm8udA01uojrlyo1_500.jpg

Take your time with him Melania. There's plenty of time for all of us. It's at least another six hours until Fox News comes back on.

 

[LizVegas79]

Not gonna do the quote thing, but I'd sure like to know where girls like #43 live.

I'll give you a hint: it's a place that has lots of neon

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/ynxmWrs.jpg?1

"My last boyfriend said taking a shower together helped save the environment."

 

[BenDover4]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/6a/0c/75/6a0c7533d20a840e0c75b66cee9fa77b.jpg

Maybe if I suck on this corn dog long enough a couple of those guys
at that construction site will follow me back to the trailer park...

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/a8EpMVl.jpg

"So I just push these together real fast and..."pop"? Huh, thought there was more to it than that."

 

[SophieUK]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8fa46e5660afc82cc8afe99720ae534/tumblr_pal52te4Tn1xnllqmo1_400.gif
)

“Hey honey, you know what they say about the cat that got the cream?”

 

[whenagain]

https://i.imgur.com/EZeWFgS.jpg

Yes, I have a mons veneris dick trap. I'll eat you alive and you'll fucking love it.

“It’s Dior.”

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/8cwNdAe.jpg

“Damn it Diane, this is supposed to be fake!"

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/08/300/20795773.jpg
Asth soon asth I heal, you'll get the blowjobth of your lifffff.

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/11/300/20812006.jpg
Are you ready to do some real ballin'?

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/8cwNdAe.jpg

“Damn it Diane, this is supposed to be fake!"

...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/11/300/20812006.jpg

If you hold my ball I'll let you see an angel's tits.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.imgur.com/8cwNdAe.jpg


"Damnit all this just for posting too big of a photo on lit? What's the penalty for posting in the wrong area? Flogging? These people take their rules too seriously!

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/08/300/20795773.jpg
Asth soon asth I heal, you'll get the blowjobth of your lifffff.

LMAO!

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/11/300/20812006.jpg

"If you hold my ball, I'll hold yours."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/11/300/20812006.jpg

"Perv. Look, I'll make a deal with you. When both your balls get this big,
then, okay, fine, I'll help you out down there."

 

[Sanadack]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/03/08/300/20795773.jpg
Asth soon asth I heal, you'll get the blowjobth of your lifffff.

Total props! Well done!

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/2UFBsX8.jpg

"Well Bob, that was such a hard fuck I feel a bit glazed and confused."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.imgur.com/2UFBsX8.jpg

"I knew you were a fireman"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/2UFBsX8.jpg

"Your friend Steve dropped by but I told him you were at work.
You were right though. I think maybe he does like me."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/420674/bdsmlr-420674-I9iEpcpZ00.jpg

"I'm glad boys don't like us because our boobs are small, aren't you?
It gives us a chance to hang out and get to know each other better, right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/89/e5/e0/89e5e0fea48e607478bc0357a66b47c6.jpg

"I'd like to speak to the manager please. This is not organic soy coconut creamer.
I'm pretty sure your barista came in my coffee and I'm pretty sure I know which one it was
because it tastes exactly like a guy I broke up with last week who works here named Mason."

 

[BenDover4]

http://static6.depositphotos.com/1028979/658/i/950/depositphotos_6580671-Two-beautiful-women-drinking-coffee-and-chatting-at-mall-cafe..jpg

Woman on right...

I'm so glad you invited me on this trip to Vegas Mindy... I'm learning so many things!

For example, back in Minnesota where I'm from, an ATM is where you go to get cash....

 

[Sanadack]

https://i.imgur.com/VKUiVKv.jpg

"OK, you're right, it's my first threesome. How could you tell?"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

https://i.imgur.com/VKUiVKv.jpg

My! Aren't you limber!​